Lyrics: Mark Allan Rivers
Music: Mark Allan Rivers
My name is Andrew Glauberman
It means boogerman in Yiddish
I’m a thirteen-year-old pervert who’s gonna die on his first day of high school
Possibly
My only hope is a finger in a butthole
It’s a good plan!
His name is Andrew Glauberman. He’s a thirteen-year-old pervert who’s gonna die on his first day of high school His only hope is a finger in a butthole
Ladies and gentlemen, the Bridgeton High Quee Choi!
It’s gonna torturous, thrilling and cruel
We’re getting yanked out of our comfort zone, we’ve graduated middle school
It’s gonna be a whole new cluster-**** of excitement, pain and fear
Yeah Big Mouth’s going to high school, the day is finally here
Some will be cast out all alone, untethered from the pack
(Scared and lonely)
For some it’s just another chapter in a world hopeless and black
(A world of black)
While some are psyched to start anew among the outcasts, freaks, and scum
Yes, Big Mouth’s going to high school. The future has begun
It means four long years of stress and fear for the shy and insecure
Accept the dread, there’s no turning back now
(Can’t turn back now)
We’re gonna throw away the drab passe for ninth grade haute couture
It’s a vicious dog-eat-dog buffet and this bitch is gonna chow!
We’re gonna draw some brand new backgrounds
Might even give us boobs and beards
Yes, we’re headed off to an unknown fate
We might not live to graduate
But the Big Mouth kids are moving up to high school
Right after you skip the intro
Right after you skip the intro