Music: Jim Bonney
Are you stuck on the ground? Impacted colon got you down? Well, trust Auntie's chemical purge It's far better than natural cures Oh lift off, fly free No longer does my packed intestine Dictate where I have to be Oh lift off, Take Wing! Don't flounder at the bottom Be a raptor in the slipstream Don't be in a rut 'Cause stuff is stuck in your gut Auntie brings you the pill That fixes all of your ills Oh lift off, fly free No longer does my packed intestine, Dictate where I have to be! Oh lift off, break free Once again, be a go-getter Climb that ladder with impressive speed [Instrumental Section] Are you stuck on the ground? Impacted colon got you down? Well, trust Auntie's chemical purge It's far better than natural cures Oh lift off, fly free No longer does my packed intestine, Dictate where I have to be! Oh lift off, take wing Don't flounder at the bottom Be a raptor in the slipstream