Lyrics: Clark Baxtresser/Pierce Siebers/Brian Rosenthal/Joey Richter/Corey Lubowich
Music: Clark Baxtresser/Pierce Siebers/Brian Rosenthal/Joey Richter/Corey Lubowich
Barb: Please, do try and pay attention Mega!
I've slaved away all night and day preparing this presentation
To do the deed I think you'll need these cutting-edge creations
So, please pay attention for these inventions might mean your salvation
I'll guide you through
Curt: Hey, what's this do?
Barb: I need a vacation.
First on the list is a clever twist on a watch,
But made greater
With the flick of the wrist, you get the gist,
This watch becomes a laser.
And look my dear,
With this pen here --- see anything out of place?
Curt: No
Barb: Well, press this here and pull this here;
It sprays acid in your face!
Curt: Cooool!
Barb: Careful, Mega.
And I think you could use these pair of shoes that just might save your life
Just click your heels and you'll reveal
Curt: Aahh!
Barb: A knife!
And what you need-o to succeed-o is this new tuxedo
Curt: No!
Barb: It's water-proof; it's fire-proof;
It even improves libido!
Curt: Really?!
Barb: Nooo!
I do what I do so you can do what you do
And while you're saving the world,
Who do you think will be saving you? Who-ooh?
Oh, you think I'm crazy, but based on what I see,
You must pay attention --- attention to MEEEEEEE!
Barb: Next we have a product that demands all of your focus
This stick of gum, when chewed,
Becomes a dangerous explosive
Or what passes as some glasses also takes a picture
Or what passes as a flask is actually holding liquor!
Curt: I'm off it.
Barb: Here we have a simple thing
Curt: How do you work this part?
Barb: So it's a ring; release the spring, PEW! poison da-hart!
This hearing aid
Curt: What did you say?
Barb: With this, you'll hear better.
Just listen and you'll know it when
Curt: What? I'm paying attention! *gets buzzed*
Barb: Yes! It's a lie detector!
Barb & Scientists: We do what we do so you can do what you do
and while you're saving the world who do you think will be saving you? Who-ooh?
We won't make a big fuss, but you know you need us,
So please pay attention --- attention to us!
Barb: Go on then, Mega. Choose something!
Curt: What's that cane?
Barb: It's actually a gun.
Curt: And that umbrella?
Barb: As a matter of fact, a gun!
Curt: Candle stick!
Barb: It's a gun!
Curt: Coffee cup!
Barb: It's a gun!
Curt: Apple?
Barb: Gun!
Curt: Paper clip
Barb: Gun!
Curt: Razor and shaving cream.
I know what it is, it's a gun!!
Barb: No, Daniel Boone!
It's to shave that awful beard! You look homeless.
Curt: Hey, THIS is a GREAT beard!....right?
Barb & Scientists: We do what we do so you can do what you do
Barb: and while you're saving the world (saving the world, saving the world)
Barb & Scientists: who do you think will be SHAVING you?
Barb: While you're saving the world
Barb & Scientists: We'll be saving (you-ooh) ---
Please pay attention, attention --- we'll be saving you!