Lyrics: Simon Drowner/Jo Bevan/Rob Hardy/Caroline Helbert Music: Simon Drowner/Jo Bevan/Rob Hardy/Caroline Helbert Oh you venerated writer Could your knighthood be much whiter? Caricature, yeah for sure You write the eloquent charismatic poor
Oh how we shiver to defend The sweaty words of celebrated men I will suck your poison pen To bring the novel back again
Hero, nihilist, jailer You are all so tall and sesquipedalian Tell me more about alienation You laureate of your station Oh how we shiver to defend The sweaty words of celebrated men I will suck your poison pen To bring the novel back again (With hard-edged narrative, history, geography Protagonist's progress, not autobiography His introspection cannot be indulgent An objective sun, he glories effulgent I've waited for years to speak truth to power How fashion's excluded the man in the tower How fashion eludes the man in the tower How fashion eludes the man in the tower Oh how we shiver to defend The sweaty words of celebrated men I will suck your poison pen To bring the novel back again