Lyrics: Julian Hornik/Sam Haft
Music: Julian Hornik/Sam Haft
Producer: Julian Hornik/Sam Haft
Crooked horn, crooked grin.
You're a crooked, horny, freaky, little joker.
You're a deadly sin.
And I don't wanna hear another goddamn word about
"Win, win, win."
Oh, oh, oh, I think you're messy,
but I'm messy, too.
No, no, no, I wouldn't clean a thing when I ended up with you.
I don't know why you waste your time on me.
Baby, all I got is time.
When there's so much I'll never be.
Holy shit, babe. There's so much you can't see.
What can't I see?
Oh, oh, you're a broken record,
don't you ever shut your crooked little lips.
What do you want me to do with my lips? Heh-heh.
Oh, oh, oh you sure are lucky.
You make my crooked heart do freaky little flips.
You make my crooked heart do "Froggie" little flips. (Ribbit.)
Vocals: Alex Brightman/Helluva Boss/James Iglehart