Lyrics: Stephen Sondheim Music: Stephen Sondheim Arranger: Stephen Sondheim Johnny Deep: I had him His throat was bare beneath my hand No I had him His throat was there and he'll never come again Helena Bonham Carter: Easy now, hush love hush I'll keep telling you Johnny Deep: When Helena Bonham Carter: What's your rush Johnny Deep: Why did I wait You told me to wait Now he'll never come again There's a hole in the world like a great black pit And it's filled with people who are filled with shit And the vermin of the world inhabit it But not for long They all deserve to die Tell you why Mrs Lovett tell you why Because in all of the whole human race There are two kinds of men and only two There's the one staying put in his proper place And the one with his foot in the other one's face Look at me Mrs Lovett look at you We all deserve to die Even you Mrs Lovett even I Because the lives of the wicked should be made brief For the rest of us death will be a relief We all deserve to die And I'll never see Johanna No I'll never hug my girl to me Finished
Alright You sir, how about a shave Come and visit your good friend Sweeney You sir too Sir, welcome to the grave I will have vengeance I will have salvation Who sir You sir No one's in the chair Come on come on Sweeney's waiting I want you bleeders You sir. Anybody. Gentlemen now don't be shy Not one man no nor ten men Nor a hundred can assuage me I will have you And I will get him back even as he gloats In the meantime I'll practice on less honorable throats And my Lucy lies in ahses And I'll never see my girl again But the work waits I'm alive at last And I'm full of joy