Lyrics: Rob Shapiro/Jack Wall Music: Jack Wall/Rob Shapiro Old man Fringle, well, he sat up in his bed He said, "Oh my stars, there's an idea in my head" Don’t know how it works, but it'll give you lots of perks It's dangerous and glowing Wunderfizz You won’t know where you're going, Wunderfizz Drink yourself plenty of Wunderfizz Wonderful Wunderfizz It'll make you tinkle! (Wunderfizz is banned in six states)