The Mouse Song

Lyrics: Charles Wolcott/Larry Morey Music: Charles Wolcott/Larry Morey One, two, three, four Four little mice, how many more? Five, six, seven, eight Eight little mice with clothes In fancy clothes, big fancy folks As fancy folks keep saying Just think what fancy clothes can do For eight little mice rigged out, displaying Hats, spats, silk, rug - that's Petty coats and panties If gentlemen and ladies have the right to put on heirs A mouse should have the right to be proud of the clothes he wears In London Or in Paris No one is ever better dressed than we A million dollar heiress Couldn't put on clothes more elegant to see Our clothes are properly designed Our shoes are neat and tiny Although our tails stick out behind The barber keeps them bright and shiny I hate dress this way How can we help concluding? If gentlemen and ladies have the right to put on heirs A mouse should have the right to be proud of the clothes he wears... That he wears