The Coolest Cat

Music: Alan Zachary/Michael Weiner He's the coolest cat in all the land Hank's his name Who's got moves nobody understands? Hank's got game Don't have to mark his territory He's got his own theme and origin story Hank, he's the coolest cat Who thinks justice is its own reward? Hank sure does All the ladies love his giant sword And his fuzz He'll sneak up on you just like a fox So smooth he don't need a litter box He's Hank, he's the coolest cat Never fear, always there when duty calls He's your hero, who's got the biggest heart And even bigger hairballs H-A-N-K, Hank There's lot of cats in this world but nobody chases tail His own or anybody else's, as good as Hank Yeah, we know it It's like he's got nine lives and he's living them all at the same time And to the fullest He won't blow it Oh, sure, he's kind of scrawny and should go to the gym But he's got a certain je ne sais quoi Say what? Some bullies were mercilessly picking on him 'Til a samurai appeared and saved his butt So now he's on a mission to be a big deal Gonna make some evil-doers taste his steel You're much safer when there's cats nearby Meow Try to fight this cat, the fur will fly Pow, pow, pow If someone dares to break the law They'll face the fury of the paws of Hank His coat has got a healthy sheen Nobody licks himself as clean as Hank He sees the world in black and white A canine samurai, that's right, he'sβ€” Wait, a canine? Hank is a dog? I thought we were singin' about a cat He's the coolest cat, who happens to be a dog Nah-uh, no way, we're out of here A slobbery dog can't be no samurai, please Hold your head high, Hank 'Cause you're gonna show 'em all That even with the bones you chew And your breath that smells like doggy doo There's a lot of them 'til I call you 'Cause you're the coolest cat Even if you're a dog