Music: Alan Zachary/Michael Weiner
He's the coolest cat in all the land
Hank's his name
Who's got moves nobody understands?
Hank's got game
Don't have to mark his territory
He's got his own theme and origin story
Hank, he's the coolest cat
Who thinks justice is its own reward?
Hank sure does
All the ladies love his giant sword
And his fuzz
He'll sneak up on you just like a fox
So smooth he don't need a litter box
He's Hank, he's the coolest cat
Never fear, always there when duty calls
He's your hero, who's got the biggest heart
And even bigger hairballs
H-A-N-K, Hank
There's lot of cats in this world but nobody chases tail
His own or anybody else's, as good as Hank
Yeah, we know it
It's like he's got nine lives and he's living them all at the same time
And to the fullest
He won't blow it
Oh, sure, he's kind of scrawny and should go to the gym
But he's got a certain je ne sais quoi
Say what?
Some bullies were mercilessly picking on him
'Til a samurai appeared and saved his butt
So now he's on a mission to be a big deal
Gonna make some evil-doers taste his steel
You're much safer when there's cats nearby
Meow
Try to fight this cat, the fur will fly
Pow, pow, pow
If someone dares to break the law
They'll face the fury of the paws of Hank
His coat has got a healthy sheen
Nobody licks himself as clean as Hank
He sees the world in black and white
A canine samurai, that's right, he'sβ
Wait, a canine?
Hank is a dog?
I thought we were singin' about a cat
He's the coolest cat, who happens to be a dog
Nah-uh, no way, we're out of here
A slobbery dog can't be no samurai, please
Hold your head high, Hank
'Cause you're gonna show 'em all
That even with the bones you chew
And your breath that smells like doggy doo
There's a lot of them 'til I call you
'Cause you're the coolest cat
Even if you're a dog