Lyrics: Jordan Firstman/Zach Dawes/Brad Oberhofer
Music: Jordan Firstman/Zach Dawes/Brad Oberhofer
Pretty smile, blonde hair
Good teeth, her brain's all there
We got folks in common, we're similar age
We even got the same allergies, we're on the same page
And what's more
The girl holds me
But there's just one problem
Our family tree
My sister's tryin' to f*ck
And she needs to chill
My sister's tryin' to f*ck
And she needs to chill
My sister's tryin' to f*ck
And she needs to chill
Stay off of my d*ck, Meredith
Everybody
My sister's tryin' to f*ck
And she needs to chill
Baby, you're super hot
But I ain't dyin' on that hill
My sistеr's tryin' to f*ck
And she needs to chill
I do about anything
But not my sister
Ma' rushes in
Somеthing big to say
She said my daddy's my uncle
And my auntie is my mama
Confused as heck
My reality's crushed
But then it hit me
If she's my cousin, we can f*ck
My cousin's tryin' to f*ck
And that's alright by me
My cousin's tryin' to f*ck
There's no legal boundary
My cousin's tryin' to f*ck
And that's alright by me
My room is next door, Meredith
My cousin's tryin' to f*ck
And that's alright by me
My cousin's tryin' to f*ck
Far enough away on our family tree
(This cousin's tryin' to f*ck
And that's alright by him)
As long as we don't have no babies
Hmm, hmm
Hmm, hmm
As long as we don't have no babies