When I was a young warthog
I dreamt a party in my garden
Fare thee well to paying rent
As I cheers my comrades
Nod with a vacant smile
As my grandfather would say
You'll never get that flamin' loan
Cause you flog your dough on
Many fail to reason
With the old white man
The Sydney morning
Herald glued to his left hand
Patriarchal figure
Alan Jones in his ear
Telling boomers
They can blame it on the
Grammers and the queers
Avocado toast
It's nice and creamy
Avocado toast
With microherbies
Sourdough and rye
Stop taking photos
Makes my skin look nice
And come and eat me
Guess what pop I acquired a loan
With a girl I'm not married to
The frigidaire is full of breakfast food
Come have an avocado
And a mid-strength brew
Smash it guac it slice it in a salad dear
And put it in your pasta too
But the thing that really
Gets me through my day
Is the morsel of the morning
Still spend all your money on avocados
Oh god
Many fail to reason
With the old white man
The Sydney morning
Herald glued to his left hand
Patriarchal figure
Alan Jones in his ear
Telling boomers
They can blame it on the
Grammers and the queers
Avocado Toast
Avocado Toast
Sourdough and Rye
Makes my skin look nice
Hey Pa, why don't you
Just give it a little try
You might really like it
Oh, no thanks Nu
It'll probably clash with my weetbix
C'mon, just one little bite
See you squeeze a bit of lemon
Sprinkle slithers of spring onion too
Salt and pepper
Maybe an eggy pooh
And don't forget Cholula
And Johnny's homemade Aioli
Crumble the feta
And soon you're gonna say to me
Oh, I quite like that
Whaddya call this?
Avocado toast
It's nice and creamy
Avocado toast
With microherbies
Sourdough and rye
Stop taking photos
Makes my skin look nice
Come and eat me
See ya never would have known it
Simplistic and fantastic delight
You buy the things on special
Packets full of wheat and rice
I told you you would like it
And I hope a now a you can see
Just why my generation is addicted
To a fruit that's shiny round and green
Avocado Toast