Lyrics: Ian McConnell
Music: Ian McConnell
You never take me to Bangladesh
You never cook me sausage on an open flame
Never anoint me with oil
Never write me a novel
You never poison the mojitos of my enemies
You never make me a marzipan
Never defend my honor in a holy war
You never treat me like Oprah
Never go supernova
You never Animorph transform into a cloud of bees
Itβs like you donβt care
Itβs like you donβt care