So ya wanna be a hero kid
Well whoop de do
I have been around the block before
With block heads just like you
Each and ev'ryone a disappointment
Pain for which there ain't no ointment
So much for excuses
Though a kid of zeus is
Asking me to jump into the fray
My answer is two words
OK
Uff oh
You win
Oh Gods
Oy vay
I'd given up hope that someone would come
Along
A fellow who'd ring the bell for once
Not the gong
The kind who wins trophies
Won't settle for low fees
At least semi pro fees
But no I get the green horn
I've been out to pasture pal my ambition gone
Content to spend lazy days and to graze my lawn
But you need an advisor
A satyr but wiser
A good merchandiser
And oohh
There goes my ulcer
I'm down to one last hope
And I hope it's you
Though kid you're not exactly
A dream come true
I've trained enough turkeys
Who never came through
You're my one last hope
So you'll have to do
Demi Gods have faced the odds
And ended up a mockery
Don't believe the stories
That you read on all the crockery
To be a true hero kid is a dying art
Like painting a master piece it's a work of heart
It takes more than sinew
Comes down to what's in you
You have to continue to grow
Now that's more like it
I'm down to one last shoot
And my last high note
Before that blasted under world
Gets my goat
My dreams are on you kid
Go make 'em come true
Climb that uphil slope
Keep pushing that envelope
You're my one last hope
And kid it's up to you
Yea