Lyrics: Joe DiPietro
Music: Jimmy Roberts
And that's why I love arrow dynamic engineering.
Wow, Bob, what a long story.
Haha, so, anything to start?
Ohno, Bob, no appetizer for me. I'm a very light eater...
I'm lying...
Plus, I didn't get to the gym today, and generally I go every single day.
I'm really lying...
Veronica, you are one special lady. I could talk to you all night hahahaha...
Please, God, don't let him!
But mt real passion is golf. Do you like golf?
Of course.
I'm lying...
Do you play?
Oh, surely.
Oh boy, I'm lying...
We gotta play sometime!
Your course or mine?
Hahahahahahahahaha...
Who is this woman talking?
Hey, did you ever see the greatest golf movie ever made..."Caddy Shake"?
Loved it!
I didn't see this movie...
What was your favorite scene?
Help me, help me, help me...
So, the difference between fuel exhaust and fuel injection is really very simple...
To think he thinks he's at his best;
No thought tonight has he repressed.
He talks, and talks, and eyes my breast,
There's a serious single man drought.
Now, some would say a catch I found:
He's single, straight, his mind is sound;
There's four guys left like him around,
There's a serious single man drought.
I can't believe he's talking still.
Oh God, I need a scotch refill.
He chews...
He spews.
I could use a pill.
There's a serious single man drought.
Standards, I used to have some standards,
But man by man, ev'ry standard meandered from me.
Lesbian, I should be a lesbian;
If I was born to love women,
How wond'rously sane I would be.
And who was your favorite Caddy shake actor?
Oh, you know-that person-that whacky,nutty-nutty golf-thingie guy-
Chevy Chase?
Yes!
Me too!
I could grow old alone just fine.
I'll buy some cats...like, twenty-nine.
They'll find me dead in my feline shrine,
There's a serious single man drought.
So I date Bob, and hope, and flirt;
He might get better by dessert.
I stay, I pray, still I assert,
there's a serious single man,
Delirious single man...
And let me take care of the check.
Let's split it!
I'm lying.
I'm lying.
I'm really lyimg...
No. It's on me!
You bet your sweet macho gold card it is,
'cause there's a serious, delirious,"severious,""Wagnerious," send the Marines,
We're talking serious...single man drought!
Ladies room!