Old News (Hazbin Hotel Abridged Original Soundtrack)

Well it's been years since we last battled So we're lost dive with the ketchup The anchor of all channels I'm the guy with the answers Velvet will have you cancelled Spread my propaganda This deer is in my headlights so smile for the camera Oh wait you hate that Don't you spend four bars and you're already old news Got mobile hands free control rooms Call me out you still pay at the phone booth I built an empire all families love it Gadgets published don't scratch the budget You keep that cheap ** establishment funded Got all that baggage Now you handle the luggage Keep your eyes on the big screen Nobody missed you it's impossible to miss me My future ambition past your history Left in dust clean sweep ain't that iffy Box rides the waves lead the rapper to me You'll be the next feast down on cannibal street Watching from my towers you're chopped to bits I'm not pulling my punks these are box office hits You're the boss who's running town Not how I recall things Spare us from this garish pantomime That you're performing Desperate for relevance repetitious and boring They're screaming I'm the reason that the twenties were roaring Picture the scene a wannabe troll Throws a fit like a teen who has lost his control Your visual gags love the tick tock ad Screw your silver screen I'm comedy gold so call yours ringleader Feels insincere we're in a circle You just don't fit here exposing your hack we scrap And it won't be just your mediocre media show To get nap if you wish you had a cane like this But you'll never be able back to reality Sever these cables or personality formed from a fallacy Fake news you selling preach fables Don't purchase a lie here's a deal Oh offer a word of advice it's a buzz Go straight to your head then your circuits'll fry And you'll be struck down like the birds in the sky We're not birds I'm not even in this song You really think you've still got sway in this town Times change you should have remained underground Public view is my eye my ears to the via Ratings decline no one hears your screams Modern gets forgotten But what doesn't is traditional sequel Simply seldom can live up to the originals We're only singing still 'cause I'm just so petty If I was going to lose I would have done so already You're all talk that's how you save face I'm a level above I'm done playing these games I'm locked in the mainframe gone is your heyday See how you walk when I break that cane Touch what's mine you wretched slime And you'll beg to die for a second time You know the v's will be fine if you stepped aside Oh I'm sorry did that hurt your sense of pride We have the most dangerous clientele fox is This a rap or a cry for help Oh if I needed your outdated methods I'd fax you play a new tune Cheap shots lose value Oh that's rich skin I'll scratch your record You hang off my coattails Even with velvet around your cocky dresser That's so not true For now don't blow a fuse you ancient dinosaurs Your antique weapons won't work in a cyber war I got the upper hand now how's it feel sure Hope someone remembered their power bill