Lyrics: Brooke Maxwell/Jacob Richmond Music: Brooke Maxwell/Jacob Richmond No nooo!!! What the world needs is people like me, to keep it all spinning around I’m the mover, I’m the shaker, I’m the headline-maker I get up I get up And no one’s gonna keep me down Okay, it’s clear I’m the top of this class These folks here, well, they pump the gas Fetch me a coffee, shine me shoes Some of us are winners, some were born to lose You got the sandwich artist The security guard The Walmart-greeter with an overdrawn credit card He smokes ganja, ooh it’s so “groovy” To stay at home and watch a transformer movie She servers me coke and a medium fries And no thanks I don’t want it supervised ‘Cause that’s low-class Diabetes in a cup Keep you head down and things will look up What the world needs is the people like me, to keep it all spinning around I’m the mover, I’m the shaker, I’m the headline-maker I get up I get up And no one’s gonna keep me down Seriously??? This one here, he’s rarein’ to fail He’ll rob a 7-11 and go straight to jail Maybe steal hubcaps, maybe steal booze Expressing himself with his homemade tattoos Soccer mom Minivan Four little brats No steady man Do we really need another organ donor Maybe that was a little harsh LOVE YOU! Pokemon Spiderman This kid doesn’t have an attention span And what’s he gonna do, solve a Rubik’s cube How longs he got if we feed him through a tube What the world needs is people like me, to keep it all spinning around I’m the mover, I’m the shaker, I’m the headline-maker I get up I get up And no one’s gonna keep me down And as we move through life, to find our place in the crowd (Some don’t make the cut, that’s crystal clear-o) Oh yes, oh yes!! Oh, isn’t someone keeping score I’ve gotta sat this out loud I mean, do we really need another zero?? Or zero, or zero, or zero, or zero Add’em all up and you’ll still get zero What you really need is a further muckin’ hero!!! (And oh oh) He’ll never learn to read (And oh oh) He’s never gonna breed (And oh oh) Going to jail guaranteed And she’s a freaky monster (Yes, there’s a problem) I’m the solution Darwin had a theory called “Evolution” He put it into words, but it’s plain to see We need a little less of them A little more of me Me——— A little more MEEE!!! me me me me me me me me MEEE ME MEE A little more MEEE I get up I GET UP And no one gonna keep me down DOOWN !! Ukulele: Adam Dobres