Lyrics: Nell Benjamin
Music: Jeff Richmond
Damian: lronically I need to scare you straight
Because this should not be how we roll
We get these ideas and we just can't wait
But there is a price
You want to do slash have it all
Because you have no impulse control
So before you snap tag like or god forbidcall
Here is my advice
Stop
When you send five texts
And you get none back
So you want to send a sixth one
Stop
You gotta stop
Stop
When you're failing math
'Cause you think it's more attractive
To guys if you're stupid
Stop
Do better and stop
I know it's hard but try
Don't instantly gratify
My god girl he's just a guy
You really need to stop
Stop
You're gonna make a mess
And then who's going to get the mop
Janis: This guy
When you talk
And you talk 'til you can't get calm
It keeps coming out like
Word vomit stop
Eat a cracker and stop
Janis: Cady we all make bad choices sometimes
Damian tell her about Phillip
Damian: Oh at art camp I played Lumiere
And the beast and I had a fling
I'd run my fingers through his hair
Well beast so fur
His second show was anything goes
And his costar was some female thing
And when they kissed
Which by the way gross
I wanted to murder her
But no one told me stop stalking him
And that pasty catholic girl
Who is playing Hope Harcourt
Of course cause basic
Stop
Stop stop stop
I couldn't stop
Dude you really need to stop
Stop
Posting comments on YouTube
As four different people
That her De-Lovely was pitchy
Stop
Stop stop stop
I really had to stop
He didn't stop
'Cause when you feel attacked
That's a feeling not a fact
Don't jump online and react
You really need to stop
Stop
Picking at
The emotional zit
That you can't pop
For four whole weeks
I trolled and dissed her
Then I found out
She was his sister stop
Hashtag obsessed stop
Stop
And now he won't talk to me
And he won't accept my edible arrangements
Ladies what have you learned from your worst ideas
Oh stop
When you think to yourself
Should I get a tattoo
Of the Chinese word for wisdom
Stop
Check the spelling and stop
It means bucket
Stop
When you're babysitting kids
And you make them go to bed
So you can take their mom's oxy
Stop
Stick to vodka and stop
Stop
When you have a huge crush on a boy
And he asks you to send nude pics
And you're like wow he likes me
So you send them
But don't crop your head off
Cause you're only thirteen
And don't know any better
And I guess his friends shared them
Cause now you're all over
A porn site called Amateur Tweens
Stop
Cause I'm actually a human being a not a prop
Think before posting
Sending
Tattooing
Stop
Good work ladies let's take a break a five six seven eight
Stop
As right as it might seem
To overshare troll or meme
That's just low self esteem
In your brain like a bull in a china shop
Stop
Being glued to your phone
Counting followers and likes and ignoring yourfriends
She's leaving just like my dad
Stop stop stop
We can't stop
Stop stop stop
We can't stop
Stop stop stop
You really gotta
Stop
Honestly everyone stop