Lyrics: The Josh/Hrishikesh Datar Music: Hrishikesh Datar Haan Milegi ... Milegi .... Haan Milegi na .... Abey!! Milegi Milegi Milegi, Kabhi na kabhi to milegi, Kahi na kahi to milegi Ab to Koi Bhi Chalegi Milegi, Kabhi na kabhi to milegi, Kahi na kahi to milegi Ab to Koi Bhi Chalegi Kaise bayan kare, hamara haal behaal, Kyon koi Laila na fase aake hamare jaal Kab puri hogi ye khwaish, kab hogi ye dillagi Milegi, kabhi na kabhi to ... Woh, lakho rang husn ke .... aay haay haay Woh, lakho rang husn ke, woh chanchal shokh adayein, Hoton ki pankhudiyan ho ya Jhulphon ki woh Chhawn hon ya najron ke woh jaam ho ya ghayal karti adaye mere man main, ess dhadkan main ab halchal si badhne lagi aise husn ki taariff to ghalib se bhin na puri hogi Milegi, Kabhi na kabhi to milegi, Kahi na kahi to milegi Ab to Koi Bhi Chalegi Milegi, Kabhi na kabhi to milegi, Kahi na kahi to milegi Ab to Koi Bhi Chalegi Jab bhi milegi muze bas meri hee ho jayegi woh Phir main rahunga uski aankhon mein, palko mein nakhre mein, nakshe mein, gaalo mein, baalon mein, gori gori bahon main uski raunak se hee saje meri sari raina, Sachin Aur Sehwag ke jaise mere game main rehena Woh bole ab bus main tumhari ho gayi hoon sajna Aeee ddhakka-dakana ddhakka-dakana Life Chingalala Jindagi main aa jaegi khushiyon ki bahar Baar baar lagataar usi ki sarkaar pal pal hogi Diwali, bB'dday jaisa mohol hoga, Pineapple ke flavour vala roj katega cake mera, Main dekhu uske sapne, train mein gaoon uske nagme, Chhail Chabili, Koi Rangili, gori gulabi, nakhre wali, natkhat si, ya chhui mui si, Sidhi-Sadhi, ya mirchi si Sisakti, Najuk si, Bholi-bhali, Nile Aakhon Vali, Kale Balon Vali, Aayyeeeee, paatli Kamaar, tirchhi Najar, dil to mera gaya hain bhatak Koi to haan kehede, haalat meri ulat-pulat Kab tak sehe lu ye tanhai, ab ye kaise shaamat aayi Tanha yaha pe jina ye koi baat hui ... ? Milegi, Kabhi na kabhi to milegi, Kahi na kahi to milegi Ab to Koi Bhi Chalegi Milegi, Kabhi na kabhi to milegi, Kahi na kahi to milegi Ab to Koi Bhi Chalegi Din gujre, hafte gujre, mehene gujre, saal gujre Pata nahi kaise hoge poore shaadi ke phere Maa ne abhi pura khana-pina chhod diya Kisi Matrimony Site pe mera naam daal diya Do-Dhayiso profile pe kitni maine koshish ki Apne Atmasamman ki to Maa-Behen ho gayi Nina ko maine puchha use bola woh shaadi shuda Shalu ko maine puchha usko achha nahi laga Geeta ko maine puchha usne police case kiya Anju ko maine puchha usne bola tum to mere bhaiya Deepti ko maine puchha usne bola Chal haat Neha ko maine puchha usne bola my foot Ana ko maine puchha usne ek khich ke diya Mina ko maine puchha usne ghar pe compaint kiya Julie ko maine puchha usne aaine main thobda dekh bola