hey boys,we love all of you
but this song is for a few special men
the ones who ignited our flames
who opened our eyes
and who first taught us how to be turely horny
I was in seventh grade
watching TRL
when I had the feeling I never felt
It was Carson Daly in enormous jeans
and the black nails I'd ever seen
I got upon the couch
and I koncked my first one out
1996, I first heard MmmBop
started get sweaty in my thermal top
Taylor Hanson's lips
and his long blonde hair
the most gorgeous woman anywhere
and that's how I could tell (could tell)
that I was gay as hell
you lit the spark inside of me
you set my teeny tiny boobies free
yeah,we never met and we never will
but I thank you still
cause I first got horny to you
my guy was hot as hell
a real authority
It was Mr.Sheffield from The Nanny
he was so refined
it made me insane
but I still don't know that actor's name
I look him up on my phone
just a second while it loads
……
Charles Shaughnessy
Okay, now it's me
mine is pretty bad
it's those guys who killed their mom and dad
the Menendez brothers
they were cute and young
I think Eric was the hotter one
Vanessa,this is on TV
Oh,right
then I'll say JTT
you lit the spark inside of me
you were my porn in 1993
and I never saw you without a shirt
but hey it still worked
cause I first got horny to you
I came alive back in '94
I fell for a carnivore
that's right
the cool teen son from Dinosaurs
I would sit on my hands and scoot to a man in a lizard suit
you lit the spark inside of me
you taught me how to inspire just for me
I would steal a pillow
put it down
and just go to town
when I first got horny to you
yeah~yeah~yeah~so horny,yeah
when I first got horny to you
yeah~yeah~yeah~~~~
when I first got horny to you