Music: Ryan Scott Oliver [jasper][spoken] what is life, right? that's what you want to know? let me through so i can find my friend, and i'll tell you everything [sung] who am i to know the truth, i'm a loser what is life and why exist it would suck to get devoured so i'll try now i will pitch the painful gist [spoken] what is life? life is awful people [sung] take my mother for a spin, great example sixteen years she cooks and cleans 'til she wakes one day to think β€œwhere did the time go? is this all that living means?” oh! she wants more and more that's all the humans seek she's a human after a k!lling willing she'll sn-tch up a movie star screw the world, she needs higher billing spilling herself for the cash and car she'll die pointing up at her shelves see the people, all the crazy people living, k-k-k!lling themselves and my father's just as sick (p-ss the percoset!) finding new ways to get dumb (finding new ways to get more) some people search for more but my father, dear he wants only to be numb oh! tell his world goodbye, goodbye still, what's it to me? (what's it to me?) he's a human after a k!lling (hey!) filling his days with hope to score (oh yeah) choking back 'til life gets more thrilling (hey!) chilling his drinks, knowing not who for he'll die staring off at lost scores see the people, all the crazy people living, k-k-k!lling their souls they're either a or b except agnes, 'cause see agnes showed me more than a k!lling drilling her words, my life's not a waste agnes says it can be fulfilling she's shielding the truth that i haven't faced: that i'll die wasting all of my time see the corpses after a k!lling drilling the coil we live mortally this is life, mindlessly milling fulfilling my fear that the worst is me i won't die, or be that guy, who like them wasted this climb (he wasted this climb) save the people, i will save the people! (save the people, jasper save the people!) living, well, trying (dying) i'll get her back and through, for not just k-k-k!lling my soul (save the people, jasper save the people save the people, jasper save the people! save the people, jasper!)