Lyrics: Anthony Drewe Music: George Stiles Lyrics by:Anthony Drewe Composed by:George Stiles How do you know when you find you've got two Which one of the two is the one I'm at sixes and sevens all fingers and thumbs The mental arithmetic isn't much fun It's a mess I confess Me head and my heart won't agree On the one hand there's her On the other there's her And then in the middle there's me How do you choose between this one and that There has to be some kind of rule To see both of them happy that's what I want most I feel like a gooseberry but I'm just a fool I'm a chump I should plump For the one who is my cup of tea On the one hand there's her On the other there's her And then in the middle there's me Can it be as hard as he supposes Seems good fortune just falls into his lap And yet look at him the thorn between two roses I've never seen a more unhappy chap How do you know when you find You've got two Which one Of the two Wich one is the one I'm at sixes and sevens sixes and sevens All fingers and thumbs The mental arithmetic isn't much fun isn't much fun It's a mess It's a mess I confess I confess Me head and my heart won't agree On the one hand On the one hand there's her On the other her On the other there's her And then in the middle then in the middle Oh what a riddle Oh what a riddle And then in the middle in the middle There's me How do you choose How do you choose