Lyrics: Karey Kirkpatrick/Wayne Kirkpatrick
Music: Karey Kirkpatrick/Wayne Kirkpatrick
(Lydia) Can't you see what happen' here
Mom has made Dad disappear
And found someone that she thinks can replace him
(Christopher) What, what do you mean
(Lydia) And like it or not we're gonna share the house
With a creepy old lady in a hideous blouse
Who's gonna move in and slowly she'll erase him
Well this was not supposed to happen
This is just a bunch of crap and
No one asked if I would go along
All at once the adults have spoken
Now I'm a kid in a home that's broken
Cause' they can't fix all that they did wrong
So this is my life
Isn't this just great
Isn't this just swell
What the hell
(Natalie)Lydia, you're not supposed to say that word! It's a grown-up word
(Lydia)Yeah? Well, the grown-ups aren't supposed to act like children. So the way I see it, all bets are off!
(Christopher)Maybe it's me; maybe I'm to blame
If I hadn't had a party; if my grades weren't lame
If it weren't for me would they still be together
(Natalie)What if it's me who made this mess
I should have smiled a lot more and cried a little less
Am I the reason why they split forever
(Lydia)No!
It's all them; they're the issue
Her and him and all them piss you off
I think that we should all rebel
If this is our life
Doesn't it make you
Wanna scream and Yell
What the hell
(Christopher and Natalie)This whole think sucks more than a little (Lydia) Yeah
The way they put us in the middle
(Lydia)Oh, what the hell
(Christopher and Natalie)Why can't parents be more parental (Lydia) Right?
Instead of totally mental
(Lydia)Oh, what the hell
(All)What the hell
What the hell
What the hell
(Lydia)What the hell?
(Christopher)What, what is it?
(Lydia)See what's different here on the wall
All the pictures with dad
(Christopher) She replaced them all
(Natalie) It's just us and her; not five, but four
Does it mean we're not a family anymore
(Lydia)This was not supposed to happen
This is just a bunch of crap and
I don't think that this is fair at all
There's no way mom is seeing this through
And letting some woman who smells like stew
Come in here and tell us what to do
She knows this won't end well
(Mom) Kids, I want you to meet your new nanny
(All)What the hell