Lyrics: Xowie Jones/Andrew Fulk
Music: Xowie Jones/Andrew Fulk
I'm your favorite shit show
Love me 'cause I'm miserable
Got you on your tip-toes
I am unforgettable
I'm your favorite shit show
I'm your favorite, favorite
Got you on your tippy toes
I'm your favorite shit show
Brush my teeth with cotton candy
Breakfast is like two, three Plan B
I reuse edible panties
Stuff my bra with pink confetti
Fill the gas tank with Bacardi
Sold a baggy full of Smarties
I switch up and act all petty
Wonder why these hoes can't stand me
I'm your favorite shit show
Love me 'cause I'm miserable
Got you on your tip-toes
I am unforgettable
I'm your favorite shit show
I'm your favorite, favorite
Got you on your tippy toes
I'm your favorite shit show
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
I eat Wendy's at McDonald's
Keep my blood in plastic bottles
Start off sweet and then go bitter
I'm so quick to pull the trigger
Ice my Skittles in the shower
Wash my face with baby powder
Overdose on kitty litter
I piss yellow golden glitter
I'm your favorite shit show
Love me 'cause I'm miserable
Got you on your tip-toes
I am unforgettable
I'm your favorite shit show
I'm your favorite, favorite
Got you on your tippy toes
I'm your favorite shit show
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la
Got you on your tippy toes
I'm your favorite shit show