Lyrics: Ariel Pink
Music: Ariel Pink/Don Bolles/Kim Fowley
(Scat singing)
They call it sexual athletics
It doesn't rhyme with anything
Ariel Pink - Sexual Athletics - pom pom - That's why I'm the dick king
Ariel Pink - Sexual Athletics - pom pom - Dick king on a velvet swing
Waiting for my Alice in Wonderland
To come along and knock upon my door
If I'm who you were waiting for
Cause I'm a sexual athlete
Yeah, that's right
I'm a sexual athlete
I'm sweet
Eat raw meat
Don't admit to defeat
Some say it's bittersweet
Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
sexual uh sexual uh
Gimme a S-E-X-U-A-L
sexual uh sexual uh
Ariel Pink - Sexual Athletics - pom pom - What kinda dick are you talkin' about
It's time that we scream and shout
(Hey!)
Let's go to the emotional Olympics!
(Boo!)
Ok
sexual ugh
(Outro)
sexual athletics, sexual athletics
sexual diversion, don't call it perversion
And all I wanted was a girlfriend all of my life
But she's too sexual
sexual athletics for the lucky ones