Welcome to The Amazing Digital Circus!
My name is Caine
I'm your ringmaster, and I'm here
To show you the most jaw dropping
Heart stopping
Mind bending paraphernalia
You've ever laid your eyes upon!
Isn't that right, Bubble?
That's right, Caine
I can't wait to see what you got cookin' up for today!
Well, let's not waste any time
Let's get right into the song!
Hi there, you're the latest jester
Added to our beta testers!
Wipe that silly frown away, 'cause there's no need to be depressed here
Floating eyes and smiling teeth
Ringmaster of insanity
Please don't rag at the fact that this place hijacks your humanity
This new home feels like a prison
Even though he says it isn't
I don't know what to believe in
Gonna make me crazy!
Why is this happening and?
What am I doing here and?
How am I ever gonna get out of this f*cking place?
Wait- what the hell was that?
I can't take this any more, my god!
This whole wacky world just makes me want to f*cking scream
Come with me there's lots to teach ya
The gang'll just love to meet ya
Let's go on some goofy-aah adventures I made just for you
So eat this goop, it's green and slimy
Look at that, we're teeny tiny
Let's surf pipes of different types
Inside a desktop from the 90s
When our purpose starts to fade
We'll feel our minds decay
Our memories become so distant
Soon we all will be erased
Abstracted and displaced
Can't comprehend our own existence
Stranded for eternity
Stuck eating food that's 3D
We can't be trapped here, can we?
Sorry to burst your bubble, but you will be!
Why is this happening and?
What am I doing here and?
How am I ever gonna get out of this f*cking place?
Wait- what the hell was that?
I can't take this any more, my god!
This whole wacky world just makes me want to f*cking scream
The new member of the band (Can't escape, don't even try)
Pawn in someone else's hand (Just look up, omnipresent eyes)
Feel like Alice here (Are stalking you and taunting you)
In this forsaken wonderland (To watch as you decay and die)
Please tell me it's just a dream (So don't deceive or run or flee)
That it's not all that it seems (Just listen to the king or he will)
This whole wacky world (Cast you to the zoo below)
Just makes me wanna f*cking scream (With those like you who try to leave)