I've Got A Golden Ticket / Grandpa Joe

Lyrics: Anthony Newley/Scott Wittman/Marc Shaiman/Leslie Bricusse Music: Anthony Newley/Marc Shaiman/Leslie Bricusse CHARLIE: I never thought this day would be Anything but catastrophe! But suddenly I begin to see A bit of good luck for me 'Cus I've got a golden ticket I've got a golden twinkle in my eye Grandpa Joe How'd'ya know? That I'd be coming home today With something good, something gold Something special, that I can hold Grandpa Joe Just as you planned The final golden ticket's in my hand! CHARLIE, spoken: Grandpa Joe! We won! MRS BUCKET, spoken: Joe! Are you alright? GRANDMA, spoken: He's white as a sheet! MRS BUCKET, spoken: He can't speak! CHARLIE, spoken: Grandpa Joe! Say something! GRANDPA JOE: Charlie, you and I We made something out of nothing You and me, Charlie We saw things that weren't there Charlie, you and I Wondered how but never why Yes, me and you, Charlie Charlie, you and I MRS BUCKET, spoken: Wait a minute, Joe. This ticket says, to go on the tour, Charlie has to be accompanied by a responsible adult. GRANDPA JOE, spoken: So? MRS BUCKET, spoken: Well, I can't go with him. If I don't turn up for work, Mrs Walinsky is sure to fire me, and I can't afford to lose my job. GRANDPA JOE, spoken: I'll take him! MRS BUCKET, spoken: But, Joe, you can't walk. GRANDPA JOE, spoken: Couldn't walk! But that was before my call to arms! This is all the miracle my old legs needed. GRANDPA JOE: I never had a chance to shine Never a happy song to sing But suddenly half the world is mine What an amazing thing! 'Cus I've got a golden ticket I've got a golden sun up in my sky I never thought I'd see the day When I would face the world and say "Good morning!" Look at the sun! I never thought that I would be Slapping the lap of luxury 'Cus they'd have said GRANDPARENTS: "It shouldn't be done!" GRANDPA JOE, spoken: Bring me my jacket! CHARLIE: But it can be done! GRANDPA JOE, spoken: And my pants. GRANDPA JOE: I never dreamed That I would climb Over the moon in ecstasy But nevertheless, it's there that I'm Shortly about to be CHARLIE + GRANDPA JOE: 'Cus we've got a golden ticket! GRANDPARENTS: We've got a golden ticket! CHARLIE + GRANDPA JOE: We've got a golden chance to make our way! And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day! GRANDPARENTS: We never thought we'd see the day When we would face the world and say "Good morning!" GRANDPA JOE: Look at the sun! I never thought that I would be Dancing about for all to see 'Cus they all thought I was better off dead But I got out of bed! CHARLIE + GRANDPA JOE: We'd never dreamed that we'd appear Over the moon in ecstasy But nevertheless, it's there that we're Shortly about to be 'Cus we've got a golden ticket! MRS BUCKET, spoken: Oh, Charlie, your father would be so proud! CHARLIE + GRANDPA JOE: We've got a golden chance to make our way! All: And with a golden ticket, it's a golden day!