Music: Samuel Thornton
My baby wants to rock all night
I can't take it no more
I'll end up as a sorry sight
In a heap down on the floor
My baby wants a messy night
I can't take it no more
We'd visit every pub in sight
Then I'd stumble and I'd fall
'cause I am Arthur Arthritic
And I suffer from skanker's knee
Ask the people on the dance scene
It's a commonplace injury
I am Arthur Arthritic
And I suffer from skanker's knee
Ask the people on the dance scene
It's a commonplace injury
Old King Arthur Arthritic
And my knees are a ****in' mess
But when they ask me
Was it worth it?
I say, abso-****in-lutely yes!