Lyrics: Trent Ward
Music: Trent Ward
[Verse 1]
You can spit on my pickup truck
Call my ma a lousy whore
Leave a flamin' bag of dogshit
Outside my trailer door
But, don't go messin' with my Pabst Blue Ribbon
'Cause, then you gone way too far
[Chorus]
Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my PBR
[Verse 2]
You can bang my little sister
Like the drum in a big parade
You can hand me a big ole cup of piss
And tell me it's lemonade
You can hide a riled-up rattlesnake in my grandma's cookie jar
[Chorus]
But, keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my PBR
[Bridge]
You can call Clint Eastwood a homo
You can say Chuck Norris is queer
You can claim John Wayne was a fan of cock
But, keep your hands off my ****ing beer
[Verse 3]
You can kick me in the gonads
You can drag me by the ole nutsack
You can tie my pecker in a granny knot
And, stick a corncob up my crack
But, don't touch my tasty beverage
'Cause then you took it way too far
[Chorus]
Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my PBR
[Bridge]
You can cop a cheap feel of my woman's ass
You can squeeze her sloppy tits
But if you go fingering my liquid lover
I'ma gonna lose my shit
[Verse 4]
'Cause when I wanna party, only one drink will do
I reach right for an icy can of the red, white and blue
So, if you see me down at the tavern, bellied up to the bar
[Chorus]
Keep yer hands, keep yer hands off my PBR
Just yer hands, keep yer hands off my PBR