Lyrics: Andrew John Pinkerton
Music: Andrew John Pinkerton
Sometimes looks a little weird about this neighbor
They ain't sittin right with me
I see you on the list
but do me one more favor
Can I please see your ID?
This is a potato,not--you know--a license
I'm really feeling on the fence
Won't you please let me in?
I am European
Oh,that makes so much more sence
Hello
Hi,name please
How many pancakes does it take to reshingle a dog house?
Uh...what?
Ehhh...goodbye
Something seems a little odd about my neighbor
There's something that I can't quite place...
I'm a normal human bound for my apartment-
Then what's that thing on your face?
This is called a "pocket" ,many humans have them
Won't you let me go inside?
That seems vaguely shady,but I trust you,lady
So I'll zip my lip and let this whole hiccup slide
Hello
You again?
Are there any people left who still know how to do the Cha-Cha?
Are you having a Cha-Cha related problem,sir?
Goodbye
Something seems a little strange about my neighbor...
This neighbor's always wearing a hat...
"Oh,you wanna know about my next door neighbor?"
"He's right here eatin' my cat"
If you see delinquency
then just call me and the DDD
Day or night,we'll keep it tight
and smite these blighters dead on sight
Something seems a little off about my neighbor
They got an awful lot of eyes...
I just got a little medical procedure
That sounds a lot like a lie...
I don't see your name here on my special ledger
Oh, I'm just here to dine
Were I more judicious,that might sound suspicious
but you seem perfectly fine
OoOGH!
Ah,finally
Someone normal
OoOGH?
Yes,I've been expecting you
OooOoGH!
Now you stay out of trouble
Ooo-ooGH!
Howdy! I'm a normal neighbor
Doin' harmless human stuff
Look,I am loath be belabor
that your mug looks really flippin' rough
I'm allergic to...uh
Pollen?
Yeah!
Now I've got this subtle rash
And if I weren't to reach my room...
My friends would think I've met my doom
from all this pollen that I've consumed...
So please! please! PLEASE!!!
Please,resume
Thanks a lot,chump
Man,I cant wait to go eat some human skin...
[sinister laughing]
I mean,uh.. donuts
I hope that doesn't come back to bite me...
Nothing seems remotely wrong about this neighbor...
This neighbor's not a lick amiss
I don't see an issue,Everying's in order
except you aren't on the list...
I have extra milk to bring my human neighbors
I couldn't let it go to waste
Seems extremely gracious,not at an fallacious
My fears were clearly misplaced
Hello
Look,I'm sorry,but I don't have time for-
Do you know of any good squirrel divorce lawyers?
All right,I-I'm super sorry about this
Sorry
Something's sorta sketchy with this crowd of neighbors
The way they press against the glass...
Let us in the building! we're not dopplegangers
I can't just let you all pass
Can you see we're human? Normal,average neighbors
The real McCoy without a doubt
Swear that you won't eat me
Cross our hearts completely
As long as I keep the dopplegangers out
Here we come! Trust us ,we're your neighbors!
Flesh and blood,not some shady strangers!
Have no fear,we're not dopplegangers
I couldn't throw my neighbors out