If I Were a Rich Man/Girl

Lyrics: Sheldon Harnick/Jerry Bock Music: Sheldon Harnick/Jerry Bock If I was a rich man Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy bum, if I was a wealthy man
I wouldn't have to work hard Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man
Well I'd build a big tall house with rooms by the dozen Right in the middle of the town A fine tin roof with real wooden floors below There would be one long staircase just going up And one even longer coming down And one more leading nowhere, just for show(for show)
If I was a rich man Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy bum, if I was a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man
They would ask me to advisе them Like a solomon the wisе If you please, reb tevye...' (reb tevye ×3)
If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man
If I was a rich man Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy bum, if I was a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work hard Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man
If I were rich, i'd have the time that I lack To sit in the synagogue and pray And maybe have a seat by the eastern wall And I'd discuss the holy books with the learned men, several hours every day That would be the sweetest thing of all The most important men in town would come to fawn on me
They would ask me to advise them Like a solomon the wise If you please, reb tevye...' (reb tevye ×3)
If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man If I was a rich man
If I was a rich girl Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy bum, if I were a rich girl What?
If I was a rich girl Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na All day long, I'd biddy, biddy bum, if I was a wealthy girl I wouldn't have to work hard Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na Lord who made the lion and the lamb You decreed I should be what I am Would it spoil some vast eternal plan? If I were a wealthy man
(woah, rich man.)
If I were a biddy, biddy rich Yidle-diddle-didle-didle man