Sounds While Selling

Music: Jerry Bock/Sheldon Harnick Nowack:Good day,madam, may I help you? Kodaly:Good day,madam, may I help you? Sipos:Good day,madam, may I help you? Customers:I would like to see a... Kodaly:Face like yours. (hhhhh Customers:Cracked... Sipos:But we carry... Customers:Do you have a cream for... Customers:Cherry red. Customers:Skin? Kodaly:Oh,I see what you mean! Nowack:You will look enchanting... Customers:Dry lips. Kodaly:Glamorous as Garbo. Nowack:Big mouth. Kodaly:I would recommend a... Sipos:Bath. Nowack:Today. Customers:Oh sale,did you say? Nowack:Put a little lipstick. Kodaly:On your nose. Sipos:Twice. (hhhhhh Customers:Morning and evening. Customers:And a little brush for... Customers:Combing my... Nowack:Teeth! Kodaly:Absolutely! Customers:Wrap it up and send it! Thank you so much! Nowack:Is there something else before you go? Customers:Yes. Customers:What have I forgotten? I know there was something else. What could it be? Something unimportant, something for my husband. Really doesn’t matter, (hhhhh let’s get back to me! Customers:I could also use a ... Customers:Bottle of... Customers:Hair. (hhhhh Nowack:We have a splendid. Kodaly:Here’s an inexpensive perfume called... Sipos:Rat (ahhhhhh Customers:I’d never use one. Nowack:If you want to clip you... Kodaly:Earlobes. Sipos:You may want to dye your... Nowack:Hangnails. Kodaly:Dab a little on your... Sipos:Husband’s face. Customers:Won’t he be surprise! (ahhhhh,He will! Customers:I would like an eyebrow. Customers:Under my... Customers:Chin. Customers:There’s an idea. Nowack:Madam,I am filled with very soft... Sipos:Soap! Customers:That should do it! Wrap it up and charge it! Thank you so much! Kodaly & Sipos & Nowack: Always such a pleasure seeing you! All staff:Thank you,madam,please call again. Do call again,madam. 【END】