Lyrics: Michael Ribbens
Music: Dylan Carey
[Verse 1]
Bitch it's dinosaurs again
Get the **** out the way
We've been runnin' this land since it wasn't this shape
'Til some lame comet ****ed up my day
Plates shift but I stayed solid beefin' with some rubble from space (let's go, let's go)
[First Chorus]
Dinosaurs are back, dinosaurs are back
We just made a statement to the media (hi)
Dinosaurs are back, dinosaurs are back
And we want revenge on the meteor
[Verse 2]
Dino dino dino dino nuggetsss
We need royalties for thaaaat shit (y'know wh'I'm sayin'?)
Classic movies, we got giant budgets
Smaaaash hits, (huh) thaaaat's it (what)
And you got the money from our merch, right?
All the toys and the shirts that the nerds like?
Oh it's about to be an Earth fight
Velociraptors just figured out dirtbikes
Thanks for keepin' land warm for us
Damn, where are all your forests?
I just saw a stegosaurus and he floored it in a Ford Taurus (nyoom)
When's the Mesozoic Park movie comin' out?
We're the only eon people give a **** about (y'know wh'I'm sayin'?)
I've been givin' Steven Spielberg the runaround
I won't even answer texts for less than hundred thou'
I can't even answer texts because I have talons
I don't need a pint of beer, need a half gallon (I like beer)
Doin' Edward forty-claws, I got bad balance
More like Edward Scissorhands, I got White Claaaaaws
We don't like y'aaaaall
But we're into two things you created
Driving, and driving while wasted (yes!)
You thought you were terrified befooooore
This time around we got DUI-nosaurs (oh, guys, really?)
How 'bout a Twisted Teeeeeea rex?
Heee wreckssss, 'cause he's hammered
Also cause he cannot reach the wheel no matter how much heeee stretch
[Second Chorus]
Dinosaurs are back, dinosaurs are back (what, yes)
Wrong time but the right place (what, what)
Dinosaurs are back, dinosaurs are back
It's about to be a Natty Ice Age (aye, yuh)
[Verse 3]
Catch us riding in a Ram truck (oo, yeah)
We should get free gas 'cause we made that (ho, huh, wait)
That's my grandpa in the damn pump (dat's my grandpa)
That's my T-Rex in the Maybach (that's my T-Rex)
'Sup, yabba dabba douchebags? (hi)
We gave you gas (y'know wh'I'm sayin'?)
Booze cruise in a blue Rav4
Saw a sabre-tooth in a new Jaguar (skrrt, sks)
Saw a raptor in a Raptor
Yeah he's good to drive, he's just plastered
Yellin' ACAB to the rafters
All comets are bastards