Music: rxk nephew
Lyrics: Kristopher Kevon Williams
They say Jesus was a nephew, you know what I'm sayin'? (BossUp, n***a)
They said his mom was a virgin
So when he was born, they told him he was sent from God
So he started goin' village to village helpin' the people and they killed his ass, that's crazy
That's crazy, man
They killed Jesus for helpin' the people
That's why I ain't got patience with people
In the Bible, God dealin' with evil
They said God did a deal with the Devil
That's the reason Job has soles on his feet
That's the reason Job lost his house
That's the reason Job lost his kids
I'm readin' the Bible like, "What is this?"
Adam made Eve off of one rib?
They made the world in seven days?
So Adam and Eve had a thousand kids?
Cain and Abel, they fell out beefin'
Me and my brother, we fell out beefin'
They said cocaine that was on the tree
What if Adam would've never f****d Eve?
Why Eve make that n***a eat that?
That's why I don't eat b***h food now
Job lost his whole f****n' family
And they said God gave him a hundred cows
Like two hundred horses or somethin'
How the f**k is that worth my kids?
What I did to deserve to go through this?
Let me get this right, this because of Eve?
Okay, I f**k with Adam, but I'll beat the s**t out of Eve
How the hell they live at the forbidden tree?
Somebody show me the forbidden tree
I believe in God, but I ain't too religious
How the f**k they really got a picture of Jesus?
Name one person who was alive with Jesus
How the f**k they tellin' me I need Jesus?
If I need Jesus, then where is Jesus?
So if I get shot, I'ma meet Jesus?
So I gotta die just to meet Jesus?
It's a f****d up world with f****d up people
The first religion, they worshipped the sun
They made some b******t story 'bout that
They said the sun went down 'cause the sins
And the sun was never gon' come back
Every thousand years it's a new religion
Unc in the streets screamin', "New religion"
Pastor got diamonds, rockin' True Religion
Pray to who? You must be trippin'
B***h, I'm prayin' to my money racks
They said we livin' in Revelations
Vaccine got us mutatin'
So f**k it then, I'ma go take it
If the whole world start purgin'
My daughter gon' still have a Lambo
I'ma have eighteen hundred guns
Thirty Audis and twenty Camaros
They said the world would end in 2012
I was sellin' crack in 2012
They talkin' about the calendar ended
Eight years later, a pandemic
Swine flu, Ebola
COVID-19, what's different?
All of that s**t was killin' people
I ain't scared of that, guns kill people
I ain't scared of guns, AIDS kill people
I can die in a car crash
How the f**k you gon' tell me I'm goin' to Heaven?
Please tell me when you talked to the dead
Who you met that came from the dead?
Show me a picture and show me some proof
Explain to me why the f**k Benjamin Franklin stood his ass up on the roof
How he discover somethin' out the sky?
If that's the case, T-Rex discovered it
If you ask me, this s**t made up
I'ma loop the beat 'cause I ain't said enough
I ain't said enough
In school, I had a lot of questions (BossUp, n***a)
Social studies teacher makin' up s**t
All that s**t was in they head
Who the f**k is Christopher Columbus?
If he would've came to my block
Talkin' 'bout he discovered my trap
His ass would've probably got shot
How the f**k I'm African American?
B***h, I'm American terrorist
Fifth grade, smarter than my parents
Grandma couldn't help with algebra
Grandma like, "What the f**k is algebra?"
She like, "That's a goddamn shame
Them people gon' keep makin' up s**t tryna keep you in the same grade"
They tryna hide s**t in the book
I was in jail readin' books
OG teach me 'bout real estate
Every landlord I know a crackhead
I'm in the hood with the slum lords
Grandma Jehovah's Witness, no Christians
Jehovah's Witnesses people move like a cult
They recruitin' people at they door
How you gon' force religion on somebody?
How you gon' change the Bible and tell it to everybody?
Why Jehovah's Witnesses don't like Christians?
They fightin' over Jesus' birthday
How the f**k y'all know Jesus' birthday?
Who the f**k is that white man Santa Claus?
They said that n***a was eatin' kids
Why would I let that man lie to my kids?
Why would I go out buyin' gifts
And blame it on a n***a named Santa?
S**t, a n***a climb through my roof, I'ma beat his ass in the head with a hammer
If you eat my cookies, beat you with a hammer
Drink the kids' milk, beat you with a hammer
You like a hundred somethin' buyin' toys
Well, Santa never dropped me off a toy
Let's get back to Jehovah's Witnesses
How the f**k all of y'all awake?
How the f**k y'all church so small, but it's a million of y'all everyday?
S**t, religious people startin' to scare me
S**t, the government wrote the Bible
They knew who was gon' win American Idol
I never liked Simon off American Idol
I ain't really like how he talked to black people
How the f**k Flava Flav still alive?
S**t, before Kobe, before Deebo
I expected his ass to up and die
I ain't got nothin' against Flava Flav
They said I was ugly as Flava Flav
Now I got twenty hoes like Flava Flav
N***a dyin' for jewelry everyday
They caught the n***a who killed MO3
How the f**k he get caught in less than three weeks?
If you ask me, that's a sacrifice
You ain't gotta be rich to pull a sacrifice
All those times on the block, b***h, I sacrificed
Put my pride to the side, b***h, I sacrificed
If that's the case, I'm Illuminati
How Tekashi get out before Shotti?
Why Jim Jones never went to jail?
And he was talkin' 'bout killin' a n***a
S**t, that ain't my job, but that's conspiracy
All I know is n***as get locked for conspiracy
These n***as who talk, they be scarin' me
They be wearin' wires in they shoes
Askin' questions, wanna talk to you
These n***as move like TMZ
On a regular day, wanna question me
N***a move like VladTV
These n***as look like VladTV
They get indicted on VladTV
Homie got five years for a TV
So what the f**k they thought was gon' happen?
They talk too much, they Ar-Ab it
I always thought that Cassidy was a hustler
Cassidy was my favorite rapper
Then I find out he wasn't hustlin' (BossUp, n***a)
He was with Swizz Beatz then went broke
N***as thought Meek Mill wasn't gon' blow
I ain't never heard 'bout Meek Mill
Until he ran with that C.O.
I ain't sayin' Meek did the wrong thing
But he knew Ross was a C.O.
S**t, a n***a gotta feed his kids
I ain't never think Gucci was a clone
They like, "How the hell he got so skinny?"
When you in that cell, s**t, they feed you wrong
Three meals a day get a n***a right
Six pack came from bein' hungry at night
N***a came home then he fixed his teeth
Then they changed the subject about a week
I'ma get on the beat and say what I want
I love stimulus and love Donald Trump
Auntie talkin' 'bout, "Six hundred comin'"
It ain't twelve hundred, but s**t, it's somethin'
I don't sit on my ass and live with my b***h
Just the other day, broke up with my b***h
I'd rather go rob some s**t
PS5 won't come out my lip
The Bible told you b***hes is grimey
Whole Bible, b***hes was lyin'
They believed that a virgin had kids
I hope my daughter don't tell me that s**t
'Cause you ain't married and the baby ain't Jesus
Don't lie to me 'cause I ain't Jesus
My last b***h was an atheist
She talkin' 'bout pullin' tarot cards
She like, "Come on, Neph, let me tell your future"
I'm like, "B***h, I'm off more molly than Future"
I'm like, "B***h, I might die tomorrow"
Why the hell you tryna be a fortune teller?
She on Fashion Nova and she lookin' at dresses
Her ass fat, but I ain't even notice
She take her time puttin' on lotion
I'm like, "B***h, hurry up 'cause I got a lick"
They talkin' 'bout pray before you eat
B***h, you eatin' a dead animal
B***h, you barely got vegetables
Everybody in the world is hypocrites
Donald Trump still gon' build that wall
MS-13 climbed over the wall
Donald Trump can't stop immigrants
Lost my ID, I'm an immigrant
They pulled me over like, "What's your name?"
B***h, I forgot my social security number
They asked about my mother maiden name
I'm like, "I don't know, we don't know each other"
B***h, I'm on the run from Area 51
I stayed in the corner and boot up
B***h, I forgot where I parked my car
My last b***h like, "Who are you?"
I'm like, "B***h, I want sugar in water"
That movie ain't funny no more
Y'all know I don't like Will Smith
I used to know the song to Fresh Prince
"Now this the story all about how"
Now his mother kid suckin' dick
Now he sad, lookin' like, "How?"
Who the f**k raised these n***as?
What scientist made these n***as?
What lab these n***as come from?
First time I watched I Am Legend I cried
Especially the part when his dog died
'Cause I feel his pain when you out in the streets
Then I seen another movie, he was butt naked with another man in between the sheets
I'm like, "Hell nah, that's I Am Legend?"
I'ma f**k Jada too, f**k I Am Legend
Well, Jada Pinkett, if you hear this song
I'll f**k you good and you ain't gon' regret it
I ain't August Alsina, you don't need him
If he was real, he would've knocked out Will
Yo' kids grown, f**k that n***a
He the reason that y'all son gay now
B***h, shouts-out to Chris Brown
Will Smith should've took advice from Chris Brown
Jada Pinkett should've been on the news with both her eyes black and brown (BossUp, n***a)
Ooh, I looped it again (BossUp, n***a)
They say Jesus was drinkin' grape juice, I'm drinkin' gin
I used to think Snoop Dogg was tough
I hated n***as who acted tough
I used to love the Chum Bucket
I used to feel like the Chum Bucket
I been knew SpongeBob was a b***h, that's why I f**k with the Chum Bucket
Pull up lookin' like Plankton, n***a
Everybody hate that n***a
Cougar b***h wanna watch Martin
B***h, that s**t ain't funny
I f**k with Hustle Man more than him
Martin always stressin' 'bout a b***h
This whole world stressin' 'bout a b***h
It ain't even these b***hes, it's n***as too
'Cause the b***hes move like n***as do
And these n***as, they move like b***hes do
I don't even wanna get in the industry
'Cause if I do, I'm doin' somethin' crazy
I'ma f**k Keke Palmer, get her pregnant
Then leave her single with a baby
Don't judge me, that's what Adam did
If Adam and Eve had two kids
Once Adam got a taste of that fruit
He went to the left and found him a b***h
S**t, Cain and Abel was trippin' anyway
S**t, they tryna kill each other with an axe
They put this s**t all in the Bible
So you know damn well this ain't cap
They say there's seventy-seven sextillion stars in the sky
I ain't even heard that number before until they told me that lie
I'm like, "How the f**k— hold on
Which telescope and what person count that with they eyes?"
When I was in church, I had questions
My grandma like, "Hold on, grandson got a question"
They passed me the mic at the kingdom hall
I'm like, "Who told y'all it's that many stars?"
They told me, "Don't question the Bible"
I'm like, "Grandma, stop goin' to the kingdom hall
Them people ain't your friends anyway"
N***a doin' Bible study tryna get p***y
Same people bringin' demons in the house
How the f**k y'all throwin' water 'round that house?
How the f**k y'all make that holy water?
Let me get some of that so I can cook a quarter
How y'all say I'm evil for sellin' crack
When I'm out here tryna feed my daughter?
Where your money go? I don't judge you
Them old church b***hes be cougars
And the pastor drive a brand new Caddy
But the church broke down and raggedy
How the f**k n***as scam CashApp?
They thought they was scammin' CashApp
Well, CashApp scammed CashApp
They got social numbers in CashApp
Why the f**k I gotta give you my social?
How you know I ain't forget my social?
Why the f**k I need a driver's license?
If I crash, I'm the only one dyin'
If somebody else die, it was meant to go
Y'all the ones who put that s**t in the Bible
How the f**k y'all talkin' 'bout "turn the other cheek"
When y'all killin' black people left and right?
I don't beef with white people, they good licks
My white b***h got good credit
I ain't never think Donald Trump was racist
Wanna talk to him, gotta have good credit
Wanna talk to me, gotta have good credit
Rx Papi a b***h, the whole hood said it
Meagan Good booty flat, Slitherman said it
Wendy Williams a man, Slitherman said it
Them big ass titties look dumb
Lil Kim face look dumb
Cardi B mouth look dumb
B***h talk like she always chewin' gum
Migos lookin' tough, they look dumb
Joe Budden told them n***as they was ass
He told that s**t to 'em dead in they face (BossUp, n***a)
He was probably high off a fifty bag
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