Lyrics: Amy Yanick
Music: Amy Yanick
[Hook, thekeenone]
I'm a legal drug addict
Society made me all kinds of crazy
Now they just sedate me
They don't wanna deal with anything at all
So they hit me with the Xanax and they give me Adderol
[Verse 1, thekeenone]
I'm a legal drug addict
Goin' to the pharmacy to fill up my prescription
They don't wanna listen
They just wanna medicate and look the other way
So I’m fillin' up my bottles and I'm flyin' every day
Your kids dont behave? Hit em with a little bit of Ritalin
Give a couple days and they’ll be listenin’
Kinda like a christening, a sick rite of passage
Get a script written for the shit you be lackin'
Don't feel like havin' conversations
To figure out why your kids are misbehavin'
Feelin' upset depressed you don't hear it
Slap on a band-aid and don' get near it
Clear it from your mind man Jimmy’s doin' fine
Can't you tell by the way he just rolls his eyes
To the back of his head when he passes out
We sedate what we don't wanna ask about
[Hook, thekeenone]
I'm a legal drug addict
Society made me all kinds of crazy
Now they just sedate me
They don't wanna deal with anything at all
So they hit me with the Xanax and they give me Adderol
[Verse 2, thekeenone]
Prozac, Remeron Lexapro, Ativan
Buspar, Lithium, Paxil, Diazepam
Klonopin, Ritalin, time-released Effexor
Footballs bars and pink little Celexas
Your kids know the slang and get to it
Many self medicate just to get through it
You only reach out so many times
Before you start reachin' out for the pharmacy line
Now I would be lyin' if I said I didn't need some
Legitimate causes, legitimate reasons
But all these legions of zombies got me
Convinced that it's just a plot to stop these
People from peekin' behind the curtain
To see what you’re up to a know for certain
You got them to worship the pills in their system
They don't even question the life that they’re missin'
[Hook, thekeenone]
I'm a legal drug addict
Society made me all kinds of crazy
Now they just sedate me
They don't wanna deal with anything at all
So they hit me with the Xanax and they give me Adderol