Ladies and gentlemen
can I please have your attention
Iβve just been handed an urgent and horrifying news story
I need all of you, to stop what you're doing and listen
Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good
Itβs quite pungent
Oh yeah.
It stings the nostrils. In a good way
Yep.
Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline
60% of the time, it works every time
That doesn't make sense.