Lyrics: Luke Lerdwichagul
Music: AJ Dispirito
(SMG3)Sorry lads, games ending early
I'm a power-hungry man in a bit of hurry
With all these rules, you expect me to comply?
Here's a rule called: YOU'RE GONNA DIE!
(SMG4)You can't even compete, so try and hit delete!
While we kick your ass to this really sick beat
The worst you could do is write a mean tweet
So shut up and just admit defeat!
(Mario)It's SMG3, Youtuber wannabe
A big disappointment guarantee
Still a huge failure with all your plans
Just shut up, go home and make an OnlyFans!
(SMG3)How dare you?! This is war!
It's time to even the score!
Your painful deaths are overdue
Come and attack 'em all, my crew!
(Rob)I am a chad 'cause I eat corn
You are a virgin who just views p**n
(Bob)What I watch is a mystery
'Cause I clear my Internet history!
(Luigi)You guys are all fake, you have no appeal
While people love Weegee, L is real!
(Anti-Shroomy)A green inbred with a pear-shaped head?
Yeah no thanks, I'd rather be dead
(Belle)We're next gen, you're old news
We get much more Youtube views!
(Tari)You're so mean and as cold as ice!
Aw sorry, that wasn't very nice...
(SMG3)OK ENOUGH! my ears are stinging!
Too much singing, not enough killing!
(Meggy)Oh~
Guys, please stop fighting
There's only one true foe using you to grow
It's SMG3!
(Mario)Using them for his own gain?!
Ooh Meggy you big brain!
(Meggy)Thanks Red, I'm sure they're nervous
(Mario)No problem Meggy, at your service
(Saiko)Yeah he doesn't care about you!
(Whimpu)He promised me a big waifu
(Boopkins)To all of you, I bet he's so rude!
(Rob)Oh my god, that's so true my dude!
(JubJub)Jub Jub Jub Jub Jub
(Weegee Doll)Weegee Weegee Weegee
(SMG4)That's right, he's not really that slick
He's just a massive prick
(SMG3)You guys can't honestly believe these clowns
I'm one of the nicest guys in town!
I'm always showing love and humanity
With some good ol' fashion verbal profanity!
(Mario)Sorry man, I'll make this fast:
No one likes a man with a stick up his ass
(SMG4)Alright people, time to quiz
Find out who he really is!
(Belle)You treat your workers with no respect!
(SMG3)You guys don't earn it, last I checked
(Meggy)Oooh sorry, that's not helping your case
Try again with a little more grace!
(Anti-Shroomy)You promised us wealth and fame!
(SMG3)I don't recall making that claim
(Mario)It's over bro, time for your demise
Everyone sees straight through your damn lies!
(SMG3)FINE! I don't need any of you swine!
The power of this remote will be all mine!!!
(Mario)A manipulative lying piece of trash
(SMG4)Whose life is about to end in a crash
(Mario)And I'm pretty sure the world can agree
(SMG4)That man's name is SMG3!!!