Lyrics: Nell Benjamin
Music: Jeff Richmond
Now you know Cady, Regina George is not your friend
We are your friends
And we are gonna make her pay
You know what friends do?
They' ve got your back, and they're fun to be around
When someone hurts you
Then they attack
And grind your foe into the ground
lmagine the party with dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
And there's a magic act
That saws Regina in half
And I this time it will take
Now that' a party
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody's head on a spike
It's a Revenge Party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge it' s what it's like
If it's gonna work
You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it?
Yes
Hey, girl!
Hey⦠Regina wanted me to tell you
She tried to talk to Aaron
But he just wanted her back, and that's not Regina's fault
0hοΌI totally get it
I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
Aw, of course!
It' s a revenge party
A party that ends with eggshells allover the wall
A revenge party with your two best friends
And I end up with Aaron when she's gone
End up with Aaron when she'gone
(What's Regina doing?)
(What is Regina wearing?)
(Is she dating Aaron?)
(Regina, Regina)
(she has everything)
(She gets everything)
(Regina, Regina, Regina!!)
Next we take away Regina's only achievement being a hot person
What is that?
Ugh I' m so fat and disgusting
I use these Kalteen diet bars when I needlose weight
I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box-!
A revenge party
A party that ends
With somebody crushed and alone
And ugly crying
It's a revenge party with your two best friends
It's like a party and revenge is what is like
(What's Regina eating?)
(God look at her figure!)
(Did her boobs get bigger)
(Regina Regina)
(She has everything)
(She gets everything)
(Regina Regina Regina!!)
We got to go harder
If we could get Gretchen Wieners to thinkthat Regina is mad at her
I won't do that Gretchen is fragile
Exactly if we crack her she will spillsomething we could use
Shh here she comes
Stop pulling it down
Your hair looks sexy pushed back...
Cady would you please tell him his hair lookssexy pushed back?
Your hair looks sexy pushed back
Uh thanks I'll see you in Calc
At every party there might be a low
Where the energy dips
You might be thinking it's late we should go
And they ran out of chips
No no no!!
I can't even watch when she touches his hair
And I've watched a snake eat a cow
Regina needs to be toppled
Sorry Gretchen I swear we'll get our partynow
One candy cane please
A revenge party
A party that ends with lions in a romanarena
(She has everything)
(She gets everything)
(Regina Regina Regina)
Ho ho ho Candy cane gram for Shane Oman
(She has everything)
And one for Caddy Heron
(She gets everything)
Four for Glen Coco you go Glen Coco
(Glen Coco Glen Coco Glen Coco)
And none for Gretchen Wieners bye
Who sent that?
Aw It's from...
(Regina Regina Regina!!!)
Thanks for being a such a great best friend
I mean cute
I mean gimme it I mean...
Okay, well if you and Regina are best friends now
You can be in charge of keeping all hersecrets
For example she bought you those high heelshoes
Just to make fun of you
Cause she knew you wouldn't be able to walkin them
And she's not really blonde
Her natural color is dark blonde
Also she totally she cheats on Aaron every Thursday
She says she has SAT Prep but really
She's hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion's Costume
She makes him wear the costume
No they're both in the costume
And I never told anyone because I'm such a good friend
It's a Revenge Party
A party that ends with somebody's head on the spike
A Revenge Party with your two best friends
A party with revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like
A party with revenge is what it's like