Lyrics: Alan Menken/Howard Ashman Music: Alan Menken/Howard Ashman [SEYMOUR (spoken)] You remember that total eclipse of the sun a couple of weeks ago? (Da-doo) I was walkin' through the wholesale flower district that day (Shoop da-doo) And I passed by this place where this old Chinese man (Chang da-doo) He sometimes sells me weird and exotic cuttings (Snip da-doo) 'Cause he knows, you see, strange plants are my hobby (Da da da da da da-doo) He didn't have anything unusual there that day (Nope, da-doo) And I was about to, you know, walk on by (Good for you) When suddenly and without warning, there was this Total eclipse of the sun! It got very dark And then I heard this strange humming sound Like something from another world (Da-doo) When the light came back This weird plant was just sitting there (Whoop-see-doo) Just stuck in, you know, among the zinnias (Audrey Two) I coulda sworn it hadn't been there before But the old Chinese man sold it to me anyways (Sha la la, la la la, la la la loo-oo-ooo) For a dollar ninety-five