40 Years Of ****in' Up

Music: Fat Mike 40 years of ****in' up Doing things that are absurd We spiked the bowl of punch While proudly laying a turd Pissing off everyone we could Saying things we knew we not should Cause it’s hard to keep friends that are easily offriended Cause every band that gives 2 shits Knows the time to call it quits If you don't play a last stage You're like a book with no last page Like tyrannosaurus rexes Let’s be grateful, NOFX is Now extinct and can't get any worse Every song needs to be penned Evеry story needs an end If you've nevеr lost a friend You've never had one Playing music with my bros Was all I ever needed It was awesome we succeeded But now that we've seceded Let's do drugs Let's have sex Let's sing-a-long with NOFX Let’s be frivolous and feckless Now the world is NOFX-less Let’s not judge Let's not hate Let’s laugh at ourselves And always self-deprecate If you don't want discontent Try only giving 60% There's no punk rock Billboard chart Cause this music comes straight from our heart You could never quantifize What you could accomplish being DI wise Cause the secret of success Is realizing that the less time you spend always striving for more Opens the door to how to live You get much more, the more you give And the more you give, the more you'll be a suspect So let’s do drugs Let's have sex Let's live life like NOFX Let's not judge Let's not hate Let's laugh at ourselves And always self-deprecate Let's get sober And not have sex Let's break up like NOFX Find a judge, separate Let's buy a magic wand and just masturbate If we had continued We wouldn't be full of so much gratitude There can't be other epilogues Except we'll see you all at oki-dogs