The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire)

JENNA: OMG Chlo, answer me Whoa, wait until I tell you what I heard! It’s too ****ing to type This shit is ripe Call back, I’ll yell you every word CHLOE: Jenna Rolan calling Jenna Rolan calling Jenna Rolan calling Hey JENNA: Oh my God Oh my God Okay So At the end of last night’s party Very end of last night’s party Did you see Rich? CHLOE: Oh, I saw Rich. JENNA: So, he’s behaving hazy Like a tweakin’ junky Flailing crazy Like a freakin’ monkey CHLOE: He’s gotta learn to handle his high Shouldn’t drink so much for a small guy JENNA: Right, but he wasn’t drunk CHLOE: The Hell you say, Jenna? JENNA: Yo! He wasn’t drunk CHLOE: The Hell you say, Jenna? JENNA: No! Because I heard from Dustin Kropp That rich had barely touched a drop Which means that you can’t blame the things he did on alcohol It’s just so terrible, I don’t want to relive it all But do you want me to tell you? CHLOE: Spit it out, spit it out JENNA: You really want me to tell you? CHLOE: Spit it out, spit it out JENNA: I’ll tell you ‘cause you are my closest friend CHLOE: No, I’m not JENNA: Yeah, I know But here’s what happened at the party’s end Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Oh Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Oh I thought I was dreaming Everybody was screaming When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house CHLOE: OMG Brooke, answer me Whoa, wait until I tell you what I saw BROOKE: Ignore CHLOE: And also Space And frowny face (spoken) I’m sorry that Jeremy made out with me at the party but it was totally his fault and let’s not let boys come between us ever ever again, mmkay? Smiley face, lipstick, kitty paw. BROOKE (spoken): Hey. CHLOE (spoken): We cool? BROOKE (spoken): We are? CHLOE: Okay, so-- At the end of last night’s party Very end of last night’s party Did you see Rich? BROOKE: No, I was crying CHLOE: He’s behaving weird And I was frightened Cuz I feared His state was heightened BROOKE: He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy CHLOE, BROOKE: He’s gotta learn to not really smoke a lot He shouldn’t get so high for a tiny guy CHLOE: Right, but he wasn’t high So you can’t blame the things he did on pot It just so awful so I’ll talk about it a lot Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Oh I thought I was dreaming Everybody was screaming When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house JENNA: Hey, everybody, have you heard? Rich set a fire now go spread the word BROOKE: Sending a text! ALL: Text! BROOKE: Sending a tweet! ALL: Tweet! BROOKE: Sending a text! ALL: Text! BROOKE: Tweet! ALL: Tweet! Release the information Step and repeat BROOKE: I’ll spread the word ALL: Word! BROOKE: That Rich is flecked ALL: Flecked? BROOKE: The Smartphone Hour (Rich Set A Fire) - Katie Ladner, Katlyn Carlson, Lauren Marcus, 'Be More Chill' Ensemble - Be More Chill (Original Cast Recording) - No, I meant shit Does that say flecked? Sorry, guys, it’s just my autocorrect ALL: Always be aware of autocorrect R-i-c-h, can’t you see? Just how much I care about your tragedy I changed my profile pic to you Now I fully understand what you’re going through R-i-c-h, it’s a drag I read she read they read you’re in a body bag R-i-c-h, can’t you see? Just how much I love your tragedy? Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Oh Rich set a fire and he burned down the house It was so terribly gory I got the whole bloody story And yeah, I wasn’t quite there But I know what happened, I swear When Rich set a fire and he burned the house down When Rich set a fire and he leveled the town When Rich set a fire and he fled to Bombay When Rich set a fire ‘cause he knew he was gay When Rich set a fire and he melted his head When Rich set a fire and is totally dead When Rich set a fire and he burned down the house Burned it down Whoa Yeah yeah yeah Did you hear? Did you hear? Burned it down Whoa Did you hear? Did you hear? Yeah yeah yeah Burned it down Whoa Did you hear? Did you hear? That Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the Rich set a fire and he burned down the house He told me ‘cause he’s my best friend Rich set a fire and he burned down the house! Send!