Sans, look! A human!
Actually, I think that's a rapper
No times for jokes, Sans!
My track's about to start!
Engarde, now human!
For Papyrus
Has you in the grasp
Of boney beats
And puzzles built to last!
NYEH-HEH-HEH!
Come, if you dare! (Kid, just humor him)
Every trap, every snare
Is primed to
Capture your heart
'Cause this is the part
Where I join the royal guard! (*yawn* It's mean a lot)
Hey, Sans! This isn't
The time for a nap! (*yawning* ~okay)
Now, let's see what you got! (Show 'im what you got)
Face the power of our duet!
The Great Papyrus
Shall capture you yet!
Keep on singin' our tune
You're doin' fine, pal
You'll win out soon
Show us two boneheads
You've got spine
Now that I've captured you
All I want shall be mine!
You could have it all
All you gotta do is try (Indeed! All I've got to do is try!)
Hey anyway never thought today
A little human rapper
With blue hair and pronouns
Would come my way
And now, the xylo-bone solo
*Xylo-Bone*
Augh! Sans!
What did I tell you about
Using your head as a
Musical instrument!?
I thought you wanted me
To use my head more often
Huh... you know what? Fair!
Skeletons never tire
Save for my lazybones
Of a brother, Sans
Heyyy
Bro, you could do anything
If you try hard enough (I will try hard enough!)
You've got the stuff (I've got the stuff)
Go get him, man (In my grand plans!!!)
NYEH-HEH-HEH!!!
This rap will never go any
Further, you see! (Further, you see)
Unless you got the chops
To beat a cool dude like me! (Beat a cool dude like he)
Let's hear you try!
You can't
Out sing clever bones like I! (Out sing clever bones like I)
Give me your best, human!
Make this a real match!
I'll catch you in one batch! (Let's bury the hatchet)
You will be snatched!
Before you can say
The Great Papyrus is so
Strong and handsome!
Now come! It'll be fun! (One day, Papyrus, you'll have won and)
When I finally
Joined the royal guard! (Join the royal guard)
Rattle our bones! (Rattle our bones)
*Snoring*
Sans, we went over this!
No snoozing on the job!
The human's getting away!