Lyrics: Edward Wray John Bulmer
Music: Edward Wray John Bulmer
Animation versus anything!
Mr.wolf!Versus!Dog man!
[Mr.wolf]Yes,yes,yes!
Guess who's in the verse? Lupus steal like
lupin the third.
Peach fuzz,buzz out!Dude,hit the curb!
You don't wanna chase me,pooch!
Stick to squirrels.
Hit the triple flip o rama with the fleece.
And judging by your art,they defunded the police.
Half human head over heels with puddles.
Guess frou frou appeals to you, ya.
True blue feeling of zuzufellia,
You and I are alike,we've been to prison,
But you didn't do time,for the crimes you committed.
And when I said I gathered a team and got on a jump on police,
and hit a lick on a chief.
It's pretty different!
The only thing you snatched,is Petey the cat's cradle,
Did him just like his whiskers,took one of his side later?
Hats off!Had to put on the news,half wit.
Half dog,half man. 100%pig.
[Sarah Hatoff]We interrupt this blooper to bring you an exclusive.
Breaking news!Sarah Hatoff Reporting to
duty.
The bad guys tried to take the track and
failed.
Now they are being hauled straight,
To cat burglar jail!
Wow! That sounds great!our hero is in a
trooper!
No matter what we need him to do, He'd be like SUPA!
Now I think it's high time,
for me to introduce.
The half dog,half man,
100%supa cop!
Dog man!!!
[Dog man]Your gang is stuck in handcuffs,
Make like the whole crowd,
And put your hands up!
Whether it's a guinea,
Or the fuzz you screw with,
When up against the piggies,
You huffed, puffed and blew it,
Tell me who's the half wit,
With the crew straight laced.
When you got double crossed,
By a dude named snake,
and when it comes to custody,
You better pay your bail.
I'll be hanging with lil Petey, You'll be left hanging in jail!
[Mr.Wolf]Easy there,paw patrol!
don't do something drastic!
Stick to acting as living spray for scholastic.
No showed by Al,
Can't go home to Alice,
You hired yung gravy,
Cuz you flow like molasses.
[Dog man]l gave the whole industry some
cannary grow.
You gave up your soul.
For your film to stand on it's own!
Cuz dreamworks needed Awkafina,
Just to get the webs talking,
I'd throw the book at you,
If anybody had a copy,
[Mr.Wolf]Well if you wanna book me,
I'm thinking this crook should,
I should call you marmalade,
Cuz you're making me look good!
You got your wires crossed,
and blew the fuse together,
then doubled your stupidity,
When you fused together!
Somehow switched your body back up,
but never your broken life!
Now you're stuck wallowing in,
Dog days and lonely knights!
You're chasing your own tail,
Let me throw your girl a bone,
Your separation was warranted,
Cuz nobody was home.
[Dog man]:l am top dog!And I'm felling the felon that's stepping up,
Pretending he fell in line,
The second he fell in love!
I'm Diane to fetch bandits,
Lying with fed branches,
Bring in the crimson paw,
I'd catch her red handed,
You're all bark,perp,lazy,
Forget Dog man,
You're caught up on purse lady,
Before this twerp breaks free,
I'll muzzle him,making him stay quiet,and we'll forever both have the right to remain!