Lyrics: Michael J Padrick
Music: Michael J Padrick
(Intro)
Tick, tick, tick, tick, tock
Tongue-tied, but let it knock
Ow! Ow! Ow!
(Barking)
(Chorus)
Little pig let the licorice brick slip
Did a backflip, busted his lip, quick
Hickory dickory dock, get dizzy
Say it too slow, you sound too pretty
Clap-back chatter with a clap-clap-click
Mud mouth mumble make a grown man glitch
Rhyme get wild like a wind-up toy
Break it all down on the dial like ya boy
(Verse 1)
Peter Piper peppers, I pick up a Peter
P-p-p-power pivot the pattern and beat it
Bit a little baby sitter bib-i-by-beaver
Now she got skitches that spell out believer
Humpty went dupty, he sat on a skillet
Crack like a biscuit, I buttered and built it
Wrote me a rhyme in the grime of a minute
Spit it so fast even I gotta rewind it
(Verse 2)
C-c-c-catch the hacker to get in the attic
Rat-tat-tat try to turn grandma to static
Stack that syllable scramble to pack it
Laugh while I last all the language and drag it
(Chorus)
Little pig let the licorice brick slip
Did a backflip, busted his lip, quick
Hickory dickory dock, get dizzy
If you can't twist it, don't talk with me
(Verse 3)
Mary had a lamb, lamb had a temper
Bit the mailman mid-September
Sent him home with a stamped-up ankle
Bandage wrap like a busted-up banjo
Jack be nimble, Jack be nasty
Jack got jam on his jacket, don't ask me
Candlestick snap, wax in his whiskers
Talk that trash, get tongue-tied quicker
(Verse 4)
King Cole got cold from the cola
Choked on a joke, now he cough in a coma
Hold-down quark can't quote what he quoted
Work got warped when the warp got loaded
(Outro)
Say it slow...
Now say it fast...
Now say it right, or don't say it at all!
Little pig let the licorice brick hole barnyard talk
Got twisted like this...
Tongue go numb, brain go blitz
You ain't built for a mouth like this.