Music: Angel Abaya/Sean Guerin
Oh my god, did I tell you about that one time that
Like, I peed in a, in a glass jar, in, like, in a room full of my friends?
We were just so ****ed up, it was like, we were like
That was the night I met Selby!
Dana was always my favorite party girl
She always knew how to party, have a party, be at a party
She was just the quintessential cool, cool girl
Beautiful curly hair, don't-give-a-**** attitude
Uh, I don't know, we were just all hanging out in Dana's room, kind of
Pre-partying in her room before the party, and
Uh, the floor is on the bed
The floor is on the bed, is that what I said? Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha, oops!
I don't know if I took my shirt off first out of the girls or something
But it was especially when
****, oh, I'm so dumb, I can't ****ing remember her name right now
Hottie with big tits and nipple piercings, um
Adam used to called her "The Emerald Lady"
I'm so rude, what's her name?
Once she took her shirt off it was like, oh, everyone can take their shirt off
It's like "game's on"
Such a piss artist
Just gettin' started
We love to party
Super naughty
Such a piss artist
Super naughty
We love to party
Just gettin' started, that's it
I had to, I had to, put the jar of piss in the toilet
Which is really funny
'Cause it was already, like, in a jar
But yeah, once Dana found out I pissed in a jar in her room, she was like
"Uh, no, uh, come with me to the bathroom, you must disperse of this information in the toilet"
Could've just tossed it out in the backyard or something too, but she, like, made this whole point
It was like I was tossing a dead goldfish into the toilet
It was like I had to do a ceremony of putting my piss in the place where it belonged
Such a piss artist
Just gettin' started
We love to party
Super naughty
Such a piss artist
Super naughty
We love to party
Just gettin' started, that's it