I've got these［STRINGS］to hold me down
Superior to that［WASSAMATTA］clown
［The Smooth Taste Of］SOULS
Now THAT would be［Funny］
For［Three Easy Payments］
I'm getting that KROMER
Roll up, soul up, listen up, Kris
Got［bargain prices］that you can't miss
［Attention! Clean up on aisle three!］
WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
We'll turn［Schmoes］and［Daves］into［Rosen Graves］
And those［Cathode Screens］into［Cathode Screams］
I've got that［Deal］It's such a［Steal］
Just need you to be［Big］with me
Now's your chance to be a［Big Shot］
When your［SOUL］I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with［Hyperlink Blocked］
Now you are the［guests］
This［Three For One Special］
［Begin the test］
Will put you to［rest］
And Spamton G. Spamton's being［The Best］
But［I'm getting desperate!］
Give me that KROMER!
Now's your chance, so pick up that［phone］
And talk to the one who says
［You are Alone］
And see［like me］how we're designed
［For three easy payments of $9.99!］
Do you want to be a［Heart］on a［Chain］
This isn't a life, Kris, that's just［PAIN］
And you're either evil or you're insane
'Cause［Heaven］knows but they won't explain!
My name is Spamton and I am here to sell
Those who live in darkness
Will get dragged to［Heaven］
［BreaKing and CracKing］
For the［Kids］stepped from the light
The 100th visitor to this world of［Mike?］
Now's your chance to be a［Big Shot］
When your［SOUL］I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with［Hyperlink Blocked］
Now you are the［guests］
This［Three For One Special］
［Begin the test］
Will put you to［rest］
And Spamton G. Spamton's being［The Best］
But［I'm getting desperate!］
Give me that KROMER!
Hello［audience］watch me［laugh］
You smell that smell of［Rotten Glass］
Are you enjoying my［heart attack］
PLEASE JUST BRING MY［furniture back］
Holy［cungadero］
It's a bullet everywhere, oh!
And this［little sponge］is scared
GO［Ga-Ga］and［commit to die］
Bigger and better than ever!
You must think you're so clever
DON'T TOUCH THAT［lever］
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［The Smooth Taste Of］NEO
The［BOO］taste of Freedom
The［()*&@］taste of SPAMTON
Hehehahaha!
Now's your chance to be a［Big Shot］
When your［SOUL］I got
I'm NEO, you're not
And Spamton G. Spamton's casting his lot
I'm taking you down with［Hyperlink Blocked］
Now you are the［guests］
This［Three For One Special］
［Begin the test］
Will put you to［rest］
And Spamton G. Spamton's being［The Best］
But［I'm getting desperate!］
Give me that KROMER!
The string's getting cut
The show's getting real
The pact has been sealed
［Now let's make a deal］
And you are the ticket to my next［meal］
I'll fly to the［heavens］, finally healed!
Now you are the［guests］
This［Three For One Special］
［Begin the test］
Will put you to［rest］
And Spamton G. Spamton's being［The Best］
But［I'm getting desperate!］
Give me that KROMER!