Turn on your TVs
We'll all have so much FUN!
With these memories
I'll be your number one!
Bring your families
Gather 'round the television!
Ain't you sick of these
Growing pains and heart decisions?
In my fantasy
I'll always be there for you
Like you'd be there for me
That's what the Kris I know would do!!
Don't touch that dial, folks
More PRIZES are in store!
Don't lose that smile, folks!
I'll never get old! You'll never get bored!
No, I will not be ignored
I have to be ADORED!
I've got the massive hits
To make this trio swoon!
Sick of the classic flicks?
Then, NEO from me and NEO to you!
Oh, the programs you can view
To STOP you feelin' gloob!
Who said now couldn't be back then
When the show's a ten outta of ten?!
We can have those OLD NIGHTS again
If you put your trust in me
(And wipe the dust off me!)
HA!!
Is it really the biggest crime
To relive moments in my prime?
They all turned on me like a dime
But I know you wouldn't dare
No, IT'S TV TIME!
So stay still in your seats
No more screaming or biting
And hey, lookie here!
It's the new script I'm writing!
With dragons and swordsmen
Now ain't that exciting?
Oh god, not again, now the family's fighting...
Oh, once I had Azzy and Kris so delighted
Remember DECEMBER? Boy, was SHE a riot!
We used to be perfect, but then you decided
To bicker and LEAVE
And now everything's quiet
But thanks to THE KNIGHT
There's a comeback impending
We're bigger and better, and YOU'LL be attending!
I promise! I swear it! You'll love it! I'm begging!
Just sit back and WATCH
'Cause this show's NEVERENDING!!!
Who's there when you need a good time or two?
(LIKE I'VE BEEN?) And yet you all left me
Left one-by-one out of the blue?!
(TELL ME WHY?) Why you'd turn your back when I've been around
(YOUR WHOLE LIFE?) Such a mystery, but that's all old history now!
(PICTURE THIS:) My show if the credits rolled nevermore!
(OH, SO LONG) have I waited
For I'll be outdated no more!
(YOU SHOULD KNOW) I was with you in the light
And I'll be there in the dark
I won't give up the FIGHT
To be there in your HEARTS!!