Lyrics: Alan Menken/Howard Ashman Music: Alan Menken/Howard Ashman [CRYSTAL] Alarm goes off at seven And you start uptown You put in your eight hours For the powers that have always been [RONETTE]Woo, sing it, child! [CRYSTAL]Till it's five P.M [WINO]Then you go [CRYSTAL, RONNETE, CHIFFON] Downtown Where the folks are broke You go Downtown Where your life's a joke You go Downtown When you buy your token You go Home to Skid Row (Home to Skid Row) [WINO #1]Yes, you go [COMPANY]Downtown [CRYSTAL]Where the cabs don't stop [COMPANY]Downtown [MUSHNIK]Where the food is slop [COMPANY] Downtown Where the hop-heads flop In the snow Down on Skid Row [GIRLS] Uptown you cater to a million jerks Uptown you're messengers and Mailroom clerks Eating all your lunches at the Hot dog carts The bosses take your money And they break your hearts And Uptown you cater to a million whores You disinfect terrazzo on their Bathroom floors Your morning's tribulation Afternoon's a curse And five o'clock is even worse [WINO]That's when you go [AUDREY & (COMPANY)] Downtown Where the guys are drips (Downtown) Where they rip your slips (Downtown) Where relationships are no-go [COMPANY] Down on Skid Row Down on Skid Row Down on Skid Row Down on Skid Row Down on Skid Row Down on Skid Row Down on Skid Row [SEYMOUR] Poor! All my life I've always been poor I keep asking God what I'm for And he tells me "Gee, I'm not sure Sweep that floor, kid." Oh, I started life as an orphan A child of the street Here on Skid Row He took me in, gave me shelter, a bed Crust of bread and a job Treats me like dirt, calls me a slob Which I am So I live [COMPANY]Downtown [SEYMOUR & (COMPANY)] That's your home address Ya live (Downtown) When your life's a mess Ya live (Downtown) Where depressions' just Status Quo [COMPANY]Down on skid row [SEYMOUR] Someone show me a way to get outta here 'Cause I constantly pray I'll get outta here Please, won't somebody say I'll get outta here Someone gimme my shot or I'll rot here [SEYMOUR & (COMPANY)] (Downtown, there's no rules for us) Show me how and I will. I'll get outta here (Downtown, 'cause it's dangerous) I’ll start climbing uphill and get outta here (Downtown, where the rainbow's just a no-show) Someone tell me I still could get outta here Someone tell Lady Luck that I’m stuck here (When you live) (Downtown, where the sun don't shine) Gee, it sure would be swell to get outta here (Downtown, past the bottom line) Bid the gutter farewell and get outta here (Downtown, go ask any wino, he'll know) I'd move heaven and hell to get outta Skid (Downtown) I'll do I dunno what to get outta Skid (Downtown) But a hell of a lot to get outta Skid (Downtown) People tell me there's not a way outta Skid But believe me, I gotta get outta [ALL]Skid Row!