Lyrics: Fatimah Shaheed/Kim R Nazel/Matthew Arther Delgiorno/Juanita a Lee/Juana Michelle Burns/Stephen Hacker/Dania Maria Birks/Marshall B Iii Mathers/Douglas L Davis/Bigram John Zayas
Music: Fatimah Shaheed/Kim R Nazel/Matthew Arther Delgiorno/Juanita a Lee/Juana Michelle Burns/Stephen Hacker/Dania Maria Birks/Marshall B Iii Mathers/Douglas L Davis/Bigram John Zayas
Rap God -MC Cologne
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough
To slap box slap box
They said I rap like a robot
So call me rap bot
But for me to rap like a computer
It must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half cock it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a livin'and a killin'off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin'on his nutcrack
I'm an MC still as honest
But as rude and as indecent as all hell
Syllables skill a holic kill 'em all with
This flippity dippity hippity hip hop
You don't really wanna get into a pissin'match
With this rappity brat packin'
A mac in the back of the ac'
Backpack rap crap yap yap yackety yack
And at the exact same timer
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts
While I'm practicin'that
I'll still be able to break
A mother table
Over the back of a couple of
And crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic
I was signed to aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow all I do is drop F bombs
Feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are havin'a rough time period here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully constructing this master piece
I'm beginning to feel like
A rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
Now who thinks their arms are
Long enough to slap box slap box
Let me show you maintaining
This sh ain't that hard that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret
To rap immortality like I have got
Well to be truthful the blueprint's
Simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid
Did nothing but shoot for the moon since pew
MC's get taken to school with this music
'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me I'm a product of rakim
Lakim shabazz 2apck WA cube hey doc ren
Yella easy thank you they got slim
Inspired enough to one day
Grow up blow up and be in a position
To meet run DMC and induct them
Into the mother rock and roll
Hall of fame
Even though I'll walk in the church
And burst in a ball of flames
Only hall of fame
I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You fags think it's all a game
'Til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank and tell me
What in the are you thinkin'
Little gay looking boy
So I can barely say it with a
Straight face looking boy
You're witnessing a massacre
Like you're watching a church
Gathering take place looking boy
Oy vey that boy's that's all
They say looking boy
You get a thumbs up pat on the back
And a way to go from your label every day looking boy
Hey looking boy what you say looking boy
I get a hell yeah from dre looking boy
I'm work for everything
I have never ask nobody for
Get outta my face looking boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
Of keeping up with the same pace looking boy 'cause
I'm beginning to feel like a rap god rap god
All my people from the front to the back nod back nod
The way I'm racing around the track call me nascar nascar
Dale earnhardt of the trailer park the white trash god
Kneel before general zod
This planet's krypton no Asgard Asgard
So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
You rodent I'm omnipotent
Let off then I'm reloadin'
Immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
And I should not be woken
I'm the walking dead but
I'm just a talking head a zombie floatin'
But I got your mom throatin'
I'm out my Raman noodle
We have nothin'in common poodle
I'm a Doberman pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage pupil
It's me my honesty's brutal
But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
For good at least once in a while
So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch
I scribble and doodle enough rhymes
To maybe try to help get some people through tough times
But I gotta keep a few punchline
Just in case 'cause even you unsigned
Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
I know there was a time where once I
Was king of the underground
But I still rap like I'm on my pharaoh munch grind
So I crunch rhymes but sometimes
When you combine
Appeal with the skin color of mine
You get too big and here they come tryin'
To censor you like that one line
I said on I'm back from the maters LP 1when I
Tried to say I'll take seven columbine
Put 'em all in a line add
An AK 47a revolver and a 9
See if I get away with it now
That I ain't as big as I was but I'm
Morphin'into an immortal comin'through the portal
You're stuck in a time warp from 2004though
And I don't know what the that you rhyme for
You're pointless as Rapunzel with cornrows
You write normal being normal
And I just bought a new raygun from the future
Just to come and shoot ya like
When fabulous made Ray J mad
'Cause fab said he looked like a fag
At Meriwether's pad
Singin'to a man while they played piano
Man oh man that was a 247special on the cable channel
So Ray J went straight to the radio station
The very next day hey fab I'm kill you
Lyrics comin'at you at supersonic speed jj fad
Uh summa lumma dooma lumma you assumin'I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me
And it'll glue to you and
I'm devastating
More than ever demonstrating
How to give a mother audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading and I know the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say
I fell off they'll be celebrating
'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music you make elevator music
Oh he's too mainstream
Well that's what they do
When they get jealous they confuse it
It's not hip hop it's pop
Because I found a hella way to fuse it
With rock shock rap with doc
Throw on lose yourself and make 'em lose it
I don't know how to make songs like that
I don't know what words to use
Let me know when it occurs to you
While I'm rippin'any one of these verses that versus you
It's curtains I'm inadvertently hurtin'you
How many verses I gotta murder to
Prove that if you were half as nice
Your songs you could sacrifice virgins to
Ungh school flunky pill junkie
But look at the accolades these skills bung me
Full of myself but still hungry
I bully myself 'cause I make me do
What I put my mind to
And I'm a million leagues above you
I'll when I speak in tongues
But it's still tongue in cheek you
I'm drunk so Satan take the wheel
I'm asleep in the front seat
Bumpin'heavy D and the boys still chunky but funky
But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
Angels fight with devils and here's what they want from me
They're asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred
I have then you may be a little patient
And more sympathetic to the situation
And understand the discrimination
But it life's handin'you lemons make lemonade then
But if I can't batter the women
How the am I supposed to bake them a cake then
Don't mistake him for Satan it's a fatal mistake
If you think I need to be overseas and take a vacation
To trip a broad and make her fall on her face and
Don't be a retard be a king think not
Why be a king when you can be a god