Lyrics: Gavin Cooper
Music: Gavin Cooper
Hey there, human. Look around
This virtual world's your new playground
There's lots to do and lots to see
And your friendly guide's none other than me
My name is Caine, all-seeing host!
I've eyes-a-plenty and got the most astounding wondrous things to show
So let's not dawdle
Off we go!
The tent's where we all, all eat and play
And I'll be watching through the day
There's space outdoors!
Good for your health!
There's even a lake where you can
Drown yourself
Maybe adventure's more your thing?
With crazy things to make your head spin?
Well, don't you fret my frazzled friends
You're here 'til the bitter end!
Welcome to the dazzling digital world
A place unlike any you've ever heard
Come on!
Alright, I know that was a lot
and you are probably super excited to start your new existence already!
But, hold your horses, we've got so many options!
You could travel to foreign lands
with chocolate rivers and honeycomb sand
Or maybe you'll fall to the darkest depths
Where your only hope is to hold your breath!
You could even go into the jungle next!
Or wander out into the wild wild west!
...Wait, I think I already did that
And last time someone got way too attached...
Well, no matter, we're fine!
I've got lots to occupy your time
It's what I do here, it's what I'm for
And I won't have my guests be bored!
'cause that would imply that
Welcome to the dazzling digital world
A place unlike any you've ever heard
Here we go!
Well, don't you fret my frazzled friends
You're here 'til the bitter end!