Lyrics: Regina Hardon
Music: Regina Hardon
Just squirted on the floor
And left my newborn at the door
‘Cause I need to find me a man
Who knows how to stick to the plan
See my big cvnt is fvcking gaping
And I don’t like to be waiting
So come take off all your clothes
And get your mouth around my toes
You should know that I have needs
So you best stay down on your knees
And work your way up to my slit
Then use your tongue to find my clit
See I’ve got some clear instructions
There’s no need for deductions
So if you want it plain
Just listen closely and I’ll explain:
Both arms inside my cvnt
Lick my sh1t from back to front
Spread my legs and spread ‘em wide
Then smack my arse and come inside
fvck me hard and fvck me rough
Need 10 inches in my muff
Don’t stop now I want you deeper
Blow me up like a fvcking creeper
Eat my a55 and eat it raw
Then fvck my face and break my jaw
Come rub my pu55 and call me Sandra
Make me squirt while we're on camera
I love c0ck ‘cause I’m a wh0re
But sometimes I need something more
So grab my cheeks, don’t try to kiss me
Get some lube and fvcking fist me
Ring ring, b1tch, my pu55y’s calling
She says “Hi, I need exploring”
So come munch my fish fillet
And don’t stop til I start to spray
See I like men I don’t like boys
I’m getting bored of my rose toy
So drop your pants and come inside
And I will be your sexy tour guide
Smack my cvnt like we’re at an award show
French my flaps like Brigitte Bardot
Grab my t1ts ’til you pitch a tent
Then work this pu55y like you owe me rent
My box is big like the Burj Khalifa
Deep and wet like Lake Geneva
So I need someone mighty strong
To lay me down some big old schlong
Both arms inside my cvnt
Lick my sh1t from back to front
Spread my legs and spread ‘em wide
Then smack my arse and come inside
fvck me hard and fvck me rough
Need 10 inches in my muff
Don’t stop now I want you deeper
Blow me up like a fvcking creeper
Eat my a55 and eat it raw
Then fvck my face and break my jaw
Come rub my pu55 and call me Sandra
Make me squirt while we're on camera
I love c0ck ‘cause I’m a wh0re
But sometimes I need something more
So grab my cheeks, don’t try to kiss me
Get some lube and fvcking fist me
If you want me, do as I say
Make my pu55y go pop like JFK
Better swallow that cream when we sixty-nine
Better arch my back til you break my spine
You see I need a man who follows commands
And knows how to use both his hands
To get me hot just like the sun
And shove five d1cks inside my bum
‘Cause I don’t care about your pronouns
I just want to see you go down
Get your face in my punani
And cause a giant cvnt tsunami
I love c0ck ‘cause I’m a wh0re
But sometimes I need something more
So grab my cheeks, don’t try to kiss me
Get some lube and fvcking fist me
Both arms inside my cvnt
Lick my sh1t from back to front
Spread my legs and spread ‘em wide
Then smack my arse and come inside
fvck me hard and fvck me rough
Need 10 inches in my muff
Don’t stop now I want you deeper
Blow me up like a fvcking creeper
Eat my a55 and eat it raw
Then fvck my face and break my jaw
Come rub my pu55 and call me Sandra
Make me squirt while we're on camera
I love c0ck ‘cause I’m a wh0re
But sometimes I need something more
So grab my cheeks, don’t try to kiss me
Get some lube and fvcking fist me
Just squirted on the floor
On the, on the floor
Just squirted on the floor
On the, on the floor
Both arms inside my cvnt
Side, side my cvnt
Both arms inside my cvnt
Get some lube and fvcking fist me
Fist me, fist me, fvcking fist me
Fist me, fist me, fvcking fist me
Fist, fist, fist, fist, fvcking fist me
Fi, fi, fi, fi, fi, fi, fi, fi, fvcking fist me
Don't, don't, don't try to kiss me
D-d-d-d-d-d-don't try to kiss me (Uh)
D-d-don't, don't try to kiss me
Get some lube and fvcking fist me